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FUCK I WANTED TO DRINK A FUN LIL DRINK BUT I CANT CAUSE IM STILL ON ANTIBIOTICS UGHHHHH

thinking about the eternal sunshine of a spotless mind at work and I'm fighting for my life

rlly tired of hearing this one coworker praise felon m*sk damn near everyday

I fr cry about everything and it's so beautiful

coworkers blasting new dr*ke kms

once I stop constantly seeking instant gratification it's over for u hoes

I know I yap an insane amount at work but what can I do about it (nothing)

LOL

ok as much as I care about politics I'm gonna try to let it affect me less cause my bp is through the fucking roof

tiktok ban was a problem created by Trump but also is somehow "fixed" by Trump to make him look good and gain favor from the youth and people are falling for it lmfao

I ❤️ working with people who are apparently allergic to going home

he doesn't hate the idea of using it! I will consider this a win!

i got miguel a planner. hope he responds well to it

2025 has so many events and it's gonna be so busy it's exciting but also..... it's debilitating thinking about it all??????

sometimes I miss being the friend who did holiday chain texts but I'm glad I retired

anyways. stream i think about it all the time by charli xcx on your preferred music streaming service.

but what's even scarier is what comes after the birth!!!!! I'm too selfish to be a mother i think!!!!! I dont ever wanna give a child a resentful, selfish mother!!!!!!!!!!! plus I'd likely be passing down all my mental illnesses to the baby??????? how horrible!!!!!!!!

but birth is so scary and I hate pain so much!!!!!!!!!!! i always say if I could go through the 9 months of pregnancy, go to sleep at the end of it, and wake up with the baby next to me, I'd have so many kids. if birth was easy I'd have like 4 kids at least.

don't even get me started on the BIRTH. I fear birth so much but I feel like I'd make SUCH a cute pregnant woman like?????? I'd be wearing crop tops and I'd be GLOWING

I say I'm like 70/30 on not wanting kids but the truth is i crave nothing more than to be a mother but thinking about everything that goes into having a child gives me so much anxiety like I know I'm gonna mess up sometimes and I'll always feel like a failure of a mother cause I'm not perfect

every time I see two young siblings love each other i get the WORST baby fever cause like, in a perfect world, I'd want two kids and they would be best friends and they would love each other so much

i gave my husband his christmas present early

introducing: hair, now even shorter!

how have I never connected this before

it is so unusable!!!!

VERY SHORT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you needed a reason to be appalled today: my coworker was talking about how he made eggrolls last night and I asked him what he put in it and the first thing to come out of his mouth was "coleslaw"

Missed connections

Bo Burnham we need you…

Just stop and let the yap take over :)