Cali Siren 8/31 🎂

2 days until my birthday… Have you figured out what to get me yet?

Here’s a hint: Money. Gifts. Worship.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love your money and it loves me too.

1 year later and these feet are still breaking hearts and wallets.

Go ahead, sniff and lick your screen. It’s not weird at all…

Lurkers are just pathetic freeloaders. Prove me wrong.

Today is the day you finally admit your tiny little secret …and pay me for laughing at it.

Blurred or not, you’ll still beg to lick every curve.

Indecisive men don’t deserve choices…they deserve commands.

Only in your dreams will you ever make a mess on my feet, foot freak.

You exist to be laughed at, locked up, and drained.

Your pathetic world is nothing but pixelated feet and permanent blue balls.

One step forward and it’s over for you tiny beta. But first, you’re going to pay for the privilege of knowing it was me who crushed you.

Your new mantra, finslut:

Pump. Whimper. Send.

Say it. Repeat it. Live it. Love it.

These tan lines are proof that I get spoiled in the sun while you suffer in the dark, simp.

Here’s an unfriendly reminder that you will never be able to please a woman with your shrimp or anything else for that matter.

You get the tease, I get the tribute. I think that’s more than a fair.

These socks? Nearly transparent.
Your desperation on payday? Fully visible.

Thank you. ❤️

Thx, sweets.

Good boy.

Every speck of dirt on my feet belongs on your tongue, foot slut.

I have an old friend who used to tie a hair tie around his balls (multiple times) and shoved MY old rubber dildo up his ass. However, I never actually saw it (to verify). That being said, I want new subs that will not only do that, but will send proof.

(AV and Tribute first 😉)

On the hunt for a portable foot stool, to be used at sporting events, movie theaters, beaches, home, etc.

**Disclaimer: This is not a pic of me. I came across it on some other social media app.

Guys who edge are just sentient (Nerf) Super Soakers. Pump, pump, pump, build up pressure and aim.

I woke up from a dream where you were sucking my toes. Send tribute for the honor.

Pick a color?

Actually no, pick a credit card to pay for this pedicure, foot slut!

Fresh out of the shower, but still dirty enough to drain simps.

1st day back to work after a 2 week vacation. If you have a big dick send for coffee. If you have a small dick send for everything else.

This ass makes you breathless. Now let’s see if it can make you broke too.

Just enough to keep you gooners desperate…