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Latest posts by zzzerogold.bsky.social on Bluesky

Why is there constantly a woman on the hip abductor machine for a full hour?

14.01.2026 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If SNL ever does a Severance skit, I pray they guest star Tig Nataro to play Mark S.

25.03.2025 23:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I believe The Substance either takes place before or after the show severance and they take place in the same universe.

24.03.2025 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

24hr fitness is hell. I just asked a girl if she was using one of the three incline benches she had her stuff on. She said no and then looked at me like I was an asshole for asking. We have 3 15 lb weights… 3! Only 4 20lb weights that I often find left in the sauna. Why?

12.03.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The dentists office I’m at is playing a light classical cover of @boburnham.bsky.social’s INSIDE.

17.02.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is wrong with trumps nose and why is no one talking about it?

10.01.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re wearing street clothes in the gym, I should be allowed to push you off of whatever machine you’re hogging.

08.01.2025 00:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you! Nice to have ascended! Haha

11.09.2023 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hi Bluesky!

11.09.2023 23:24 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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