Victory Hole Dweller

do any lawyers follow me lol? ive texted the two i know irl but neither have gotten back to me smdh. but does anyone know if awards from a wrongful death lawsuit are taxed? say this was happening in oregon, if that matters.

Felix, a scraggly old tuxedo cat, sleeping on a fuzzy cat bad in a sun beam

ladies and gentlemen, the oldest man in the world

anyways. guess im finally gonna try to needlepaint some bird wings.

fuck. im gonna try to find good fabric for this. i was also planning on getting some pure silk filament floss for my birthday...i dont know if this can wait that long.

im partially mad because as soon as the idea popped into my head i knew that i *have* to try to make it. the rest of it is cause i know its gonna be difficult and immensely time intensive. im not even sure if my skills are up to it yet.

thought up an idea for an embroidery project that is absolutely guaranteed to drive me completely fucking insane. im already so so mad at myself.

ahh that makes a lot of sense! its very pretty too

i hate qr codes too. like its not even a thoughtful hatred, i couldnt tell you why they just piss me off

oh shit same hat ok except the part where it launched me into playing games but omg i would also kill for dbq3.

hey im curious- what kind of wood do you carve?

oh jeeze

he also marches along slowly in front of the dog going MOW MOW MOW MOW angrily at the dog thru the whole house. like i love him and he is an absolute sweetheart but omg. he can be a lot.

i dont know how to classify this columbo behavior cause its not a crime exactly but...i once had a friend come over to use my laundry machine cause hers had been dead for like weeks. he followed her around and yelled at her. for like 12 hours. everytime she got up he was right there going MOW.

i believe you. clearly a perfect lil guy.

i mean i guess compared to felix, who once literally actually played tug of war with me over my burrito some cats are pretty good! theres a whole terrifying range of criminality here. but like....theyre all fucken menances.

zoe does poop crimes. finch bullies the kitten. like. is it just denial? all of them are criminals. all. of. them.

i keep seeing variations on "if u have 2 cats ones a criminal and ones a sweet angel baby" which confuses me because ive never had a cat i could actually seriously call not a criminal. columbo is def crime-light but he'll still bully the dog and make him cry and scratch the couch.

i would like to not be a disaster person someday.

oh damn the lethal dose for a dog his size (and young and healthy) is 340 mgs. ohhh i bet that since dogs have stronger stomach acid than us seriously impacts that.

and hes been absolutely normal all day after The Event so i dont think there was more than the one stray half.

ok. well. it wouldnt have been deadly but it would have been a nightmare (not health wise but it would be an emergency vet trip) jesus christ. yeah ok me going on a higher dose was a really really good idea. i dont think the 15s were cutting it.

well in the bag of embroidery that cooper raided i found a half a 15 mg addy! oh wait oh my god that means theres a universe where my husky ate 7.5 mgs of speed ohhhhh holy fuck

five bucks says the min my mom sees the embroidery i did for my niece she compares the texture of the mushroom caps to starry night.

uh x ray technician for like 50 years and union head of the printers shop for the eugene newspaper, also for like 50 years. that man only ever lost games of scrabble to one person in his life: my grandmother.

civilian welder working for the navy, one of a small handful of welders cleared to work on nuclear subs. they used to ship him all around the pacific rim to do repairs.

other one was an insurance agent, much less exciting tbh

that one that def looks like bone. might be petrified might not. you could drop a spot of vingar on it and if it fizzes its likely not a fossil.

god fucking damnit. he fucking carefully picked around all the other stuff in the bag, didnt remove a single item other than the floss. id be impressed if i wasnt pissed.

cooper fucking fished my fancy floss out of a ziplock bag and chewed some of my fav colors to shreds. dont talk to me for a bit. (i am being hyperbolic but FUUUUUUCK)

i looked it up and the largest wild raccoon was 63 POUNDS that is INSANE. my husky/germ shep is 75.

ooooo ur in the region for that being a day trip and not a like....4 day minimum plus camping on blm land lol