fowo, but like, not safe

i was contemplating Springpactor magical healing cock #valveplug, and came to the conclusion that Impactor's always so hopped up on drugs that by sucking him off, you can basically get high.
you're welcome.

Springer was halfway through formulating a response (his tongue seemed lame, suddenly, even though his mouth had flooded with saliva when Impactor grabbed him; secure, warm, strong fingers wrapping around his wrist), but Impactor already fished into his pockets with one hand, producing from the depths a positively ancient, battered Bic pen, and uncapped it with his teeth.

i am committing the unspeakable sin of writing humanformers (springpactor of course) and i'm liking this bit, so here's a WIP.

wearing instructions for a cock cage, of which the base around the penis is connected to a wire that gets threaded through where the prince albert would sit. then a hood gets set above the glans amd the cage can be locked.

since we all seem to agree that impactor would have a prince albert...
look what i found. hehehehe.

saddened and surprised that cologne doesn't seem to have an active bootblacking scene. there's something i'd want to get into. alas.

okay sorry not sorry but impactor is very important to me ok

Flow #valveplug (request?? i kind of did whatever sorryuy)

screenshot of the fic's tags, warnings and summary on ao3

Rhinestones chapter 6 is out! do give it a read! #megop #maccadams
archiveofourown.org/works/585688...

springpactor #valveplug wip that I'm working on ✨✨✨

little springpactor thing i wrote for the prompt "Things you said at 1am" for an anon on tumblr ❤️ #maccadam

photograph of the yolopart Optimus prime model kit from rotb. it has very pronounced plates where a butt would be.

the cakes on him??? was that necessary?? i mean I appreciate it but what??

I'm tempted to call Impactor's prince albert (that we all agree he absolutely has) an "Albertus Prime" which i think is HILARIOUS but maybe too obscure lmao.

didn't expect to randomly start another springpactor pwp but here we are.

of all the crazy robot sex you could imagine, you choose... the mammalian ones?

my personal grievances aside, but i really don't understand the transformers' fandom obsession with mpreg and breeding kink 🫠

Two more kudos and this fic will be on the first page for all ES fics sorted by kudos. That's the most popular any of my writing has ever been, so I'm inclined to promote it a little bit. It IS a very good fic.
read here: archiveofourown.org/works/55855393
#megop #valveplug

my new #springpactor #valveplug is online <33 read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/72741436

thinking of impactor in a cock cage is truly the only thing that keeps me going rn

p and me have this idea that cold constructed lower caste mechs under functionism never got sex ed.
so please consider Impactor not knowing what a node is, or that he has one.
(and then please imagine springer showing him :3 maybe in front of a mirror. mhmhmhm.) #valveplug #springpactor

boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
so I'm writing springpactor smut
on company time

a completely normal and heterosexual thing to call someone

I don't know what it is but springpactor makes me absolutely feral currently. i wanna see impactor thoroughly wrecked by his little green circuit booster. they're AWFUL and I LOVE IT

wow, people really like that impactor peen! I'm motivated to polish it a little more! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

i don't really draw much these days but here's an impactor #valveplug scribble. or should I say cockplug? hehehe

OH SHIT HERE'S ANOTHER SURPRISE SPRINGPACTOR #valveplug FOR YALL archiveofourown.org/works/70822556

writing transformers porn like

I did it! here's my newest #megop fic! please have fun, I sure had!
archiveofourown.org/works/69365311

"Am I sure I would rather try to save my life with a fuck than die?" Megatron mused. "Yes, Optimus, as a matter of fact, I am." Optimus splayed his fingers a little. "This feels wrong," he muttered. "Interfacing shouldn't, shouldn't—" Megatron looked at him for a moment and then said, "My tank's at 53.7, Optimus. We have about twenty kliks left before I'm out and you have to carry my grey and warped corpse out of here." "Primus," Optimus muttered. "Okay. Alright. I'm sorry. I'll do it, but I'm sorry." "Wonderful. Now that we have the pleasantries out of the way, would you be so kind and fuck me into a reboot?" Megatron asked. To accentuate the point, he dipped two of his digits into his valve and canted his hips, up and towards Optimus. "I'll try," Optimus said weakly. He transformed his panel away. The opening to his spike housing remained closed. Megatron waited for a beat. "Well?" "I'm trying," Optimus muttered. "Pit's sake." Megatron sat up again, and pushed against Optimus' windshield. His touch was so hot that the glass crackled a little. Optimus went without resistance, staring from wide optics as Megatron pushed him down to the floor, getting between his legs. "I don't know if I should find it entirely exasperating or endearing that even in life or death situations, you can't get into the mood without foreplay," Megatron told him. "No wonder we never fucked during the war. I was ready to go countless times, but I see now that I might have been the only one. You're a hopeless romantic." "You say this as if you're surprised," Optimus muttered. "Megatron, you can't—" "Again, I prefer not to die," Megatron said, and lowered himself between Optimus' legs and put his lips on Optimus' spike housing.

my #MegOp fuck or die #valveplug is my most popular TF fic to date ✨ give it a read here: archiveofourown.org/works/55855393

"You have doubts?" Megatron all but snarled. Between them, a panel snapped smartly open. "Let me ease your mind then, Optimus." And something nudged his hip armor, hot and hard and damp. There was only one thing it could be, and Optimus knew this, but it was still surprising just for the scarcity of it. He looked down. Megatron's thighs were parted around his own between them, and there was just enough room between their frames for a spike to pressurize and stand, rather proudly and not looking like a piece of underused equipment at all, between them. It nudged just so against the gap between Optimus' own codpiece and the finer mechanisms of his hip joint. The unbidden image of Megatron simply thrusting into the nook made Optimus shudder with delight. It was a gorgeous spike. Optimus adored it just as he did everything about Megatron, but the sight of it made his entire armor puff open to allow in more air to cool him down. "Convinced yet?" Megatron asked, rocking his hips a little against Optimus' thigh. The barest hint of fluid smeared over his armor, glistening just so. "Oh," Optimus whispered, spark contracting in his chest with want for him. He reached down and cupped Megatron's spike for a few slow strokes, pressing it against the metal of his thigh and letting Megatron rock into the hollow of his palm.

A sneak peek for my current WIP in my Earthspark #MegOp #valveplug series ✨ you can read the existing fics here, there's seven of them so far! archiveofourown.org/series/3388306

(´ω｀*)

digital art of Orion Pax on his back with his legs spread. he's wearing a translucent pink camisole. there's hot pink transfluid splattered over his crotch

rough sketch of the same image.

Megatron came all over Orion's little dress <3 i downloaded a spunk brush just for this lmao #valveplug #MegOp