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Captain Sasquatch

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Verd ori'shya beskar'gam he/him non-canon

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💗💗🫶🫶🩵🩵

06.03.2026 06:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup

06.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn't be able to compete

06.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Godzilla has babies Surinam toad style, hatched out of the back in swarms.

06.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🫶🫶🫶I was okay just being some guy, but there's a girl out there who makes me want to be so much more💘💘💘

06.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Six of each

06.03.2026 04:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫥

06.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💓💓💓

06.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Genitally speaking, yes 🫶🫶

06.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🩷🩷🩷🩷

06.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💚💚❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

06.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It addresses copaganda, it's a lot darker, more like reacher.

06.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yup💯💯

06.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🩷🩷😘😘

06.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc

🥺🥺🫶🫶 I don't really have one, I just yearn.

06.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You do have a cute booty, always makes Thursdays better🫶🫶🍑🍑😘😘💓💓

06.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ryan Stiles > Ryan Gosling > Ryan Reynolds > Ryan Wedding

06.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi❤️❤️❤️😘😘🩷🩷

06.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had those at my 9th birthday, with a Charmander cake.

06.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will do🩷🩷🫥🫥

06.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🫶🫶

06.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥺

06.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💓💓😏😏

06.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

06.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🌹🌹🩷🩷

06.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫶🫶🩷🩷💓💓💓

06.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're trapped in the last tv show you watched. Where are you?

Cross. Where justice against the oligarchs is swift and brutal.

06.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Using a Star Trek gif, post where you are right now 🖖

06.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🩷🩷🩷

06.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0