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This is especially true in Congress. He needs to be called for childishly coming up with his own title.

Holds up

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

That's gonna be a BIG Gonzo Bomb.

After reading that my takeaway is hoq many parents feel like they own their children and loathe the idea of their kid developing an identity.

My guess is that the goal here is not only to punish the children for turning more people against ICE/DHS, but also to make news outlets think twice about reporting on kids' suffering at the hands of ICE/DHS, out of concern that doing so might lead to retaliation against the kids.

keep cancelling your nitro

Omg you guys didn’t have to get me anything for a Valentine’s Day! but that’s so sweet, I love it 🥰

i'm older than the DHS and have never seen it do anything good for The Average American (whatever that means) in my entire life. i have seen it be a big racism lever that every administration loves to pull like that dril tweet tho

This is also my question.

Y'know what would be nice? Someone actually making a new car that I like. No asterisks. No "well, except the infotainment sucks" or "if only it didn't nag me to subscribe to connected services all the time."

Just like, a good car. Is that too much to ask?

I once read the description that Farenheit is how the human body feels about the temperature, and Celsius is how water feels about it.

Virginia’s New Governor Ends ICE Program. Local Contracts Remain, For Now. - Bolts Abigail Spanberger left the 287(g) program, which empowered state law enforcement to detain immigrants. Will Democrats also bar local police and sheriffs from the program?

NEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program.

This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE.

Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.

The NI-HOWDY kid is literally funnier than every comedian podcast you're current subscribed to and it's not up for debate

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?

I'm sorry I can't stop thinking "all democrats know how to do is fund police, do means test and lie" on repeat now

We’re gonna need to set aside an entire year to Nuremberg all these people

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

Screenshot of a tweet by @House_Feminist from November 28th, 2018. It reads: All bodies are miracles. Every day I get down on my knees and I pray to God and say Dear God, thank you for this meat sculpture you have imprisoned my soul in. I will find a witch to undo your curse and when I am released we'll see who smites who now you son of a bitch.

i think about this often

A SEXY AND STRONG SKLEATON LEAN'S AGAINST DA WALL OF DA OFFICE AND SAYS. "WE CAN STOP AI ALL WE NEED IS ONE PERSON WHOSE WILLING TO TURN OFF THE AIR CONTITIONING IN THE DATA CENTER" - ASK YOURSELF WHY NO ONE IS WILLING TO DO ANY THING TO IMPROVE THE WORLD - CONSIDER WHO SURROUNDS YOU IN THE WORLD AND CONTRAST THEIR WORDS AND THERE ACTIONS - MAKE PLANS OFF LINE, PEN AND PAPER ,OR JUST KEEP IN YOUR MIND - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHO WILL DO IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!

I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.

You could be next.

Sign on door prohibiting immigration enforcement on private property

Shelf filled with goggles and whistles

This is Minneapolis:

Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.

Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.

do you guys wanna see a dead body dot jpeg, but the body is an elite 20 post roast of Rob Schneider

One of my favorites will always be when I met the lead singer of Mighty Mighty Bosstones. I noticed him and gave a shocked, "Holy shit! You're Dicky Barrett!" His reply was simply, "Holy shit. I'm Dicky Barrett."