Jean D. Valdez 🇺🇲

wouldnt be worrying about gas prices if we had walk ability and transit oriented development

wheres the fun in giant space slugs if they cant slop together

oh I get it its because she has hair

this Minecraft LCE leak is shaping up to be the best possible ending

oh I get it its because theyre giraffes

HEMA blunts are real swords meant for sparring but without the edge

technically speaking an "unmodified" human body isnt just no sex change or no piercings or tattoos but also no medical history at all, no bathing, no clothes, no cutting or styling hair, no clipping nails, no shaving, no suntans, no holding objects, and no random genetic mutations.

this is possible. decorative or for use?

label your potions god damn its not that hard

not only do tampons in mens restrooms help trans people it also addresses the perhaps greater issue of cis men not knowing what a tampon is

"this country was founded by settlers" and other wacky things you can tell yourself right before your offspring migrates a thousand miles to the nearest coastal city

it is him

zqrsing out like crazy rn #zarsa @zarsa.net

I would yeah. I don't open the app up too often but I'll p much always feel like its a balanced spread of the most important stuff only, and I like how they really restrain themselves from spamming you with notifs. the Blindspot system is nice to have but its not a replacement for super niche issues

got ground news notifs literally back to back "supreme court strikes down trump's sweeping global tarriffs" and "trump puts 10% global tarriffs in spite of supreme court" like an hour later

🤣🤣🤣 sending this to my colleagues!!!!

if what the Epstein files reveal seem so comically and unthinkably evil to you then you need to realize that it was caused by billionaires being so untouchably established for so long that running a pedophile blackmail billionaire networking island club became an actual business

Last October.

regndeer mugshot

theyre calling it the best photo thats ever been taken. they wanted me to look bad. it didnt work. I said. thats what they said. they said it wasnt possible. now theyre realizing what theyve done.

WOW

instead of a crematorium someone should make a microwaveitorium. I just wanna see what happens

remember kids: transhumanism is cool but if the person talking about it has an issue with transgender people then their opinion needs to be wholly discarded as nonsense

Watergate does not hold a candle to the Epstein files. I wonder how were going to look back on this in 20 years. but that requires doing something about it now.

we're not going to invest in anything, and we're not going to build anything, so prices can go up for everybody. this is decline.

the decline of the United States in a single policy if ever there was one. looking forward to your stroke Donald.

since the right wants to play games about when its ok or unacceptable to kill people, id like to add that if a masked man is in front of your car shooting at you through the windshield, and you have no other way of escape or defense, its not unreasonable to just run him over

my honest prediction is that ice is gonna keep killing ppl, harassing and disrupting daily life, the state and the people of Minnesota arent going to do much, and maybe some of the most egregious cases may be sent to court in three years but ultimately itll be largely unpunished.

Mr. Walz should maybe try to get in contact with other states or militias instead of wasting his time with Trump. additionally, if the federal govt is locking funds to blue states anyways, now is as good a time as ever to collectively withold funding to back.

Americans be like "Europeans think it's really as simple as protesting or voting. u might be braindead 😭😭😭" and then turn around and tell people not to vote, even for democrats, and then not organize in any other way

most of the great successes of capitalism can really be boiled down to good logistics + division of labor + economy of scale. none of which are new. "profit incentives" are just proxies for organization, and with a little imagination, we could find a new proxy somewhere

I killed jeffery epstein. I thought I was doing a good thing. god im so fucking stupid