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it's vampire tuesday once again

i loved that comic series

thats what i;m sayin!!

theres a damnable bug in my room

:-o

oh my la

the dennis said my teeth are so awesome and i can drink as many sodas as i want :)

get his ass kevin

they didn’t have any yeast in the baking aisle, what’s the fuvking point

looking down to the side to see if thats where you left your pance

im watching the dash retro ff7 cheater video and it tickles me every time he refers to cloud as "The Cloud"

your audience would not mesh well with the self-harm minigame

can your sister roll me a joint

anyone drop this?

something something tort reform

oh badass, hope this is country wide and just not mass

[half-listening] i mean... i guess someone needs to jack those trains off

i would come if it wasnt the other side of the country

#MyThreeYsmés

i want to feel wanted again, desired even

quite refreshed tbh

somehow slept for 20 hours ??

the paper short kind of go hard tho

im cold

its learning something when you give it a treat for pressing one specific button, and it aint the word

a lady accidentally texted my number intending to invite their friend to go eat italian. i told her she has the wrong number and she apologized, but now i wanna go eat a lovely italian meal with a lovely woman 🥺

by the way a huge media preservation undertaking i looked into but couldnt find a reasonable way to go about is to go into flashpoint and get high resolution original 4:3 versions of happy tree friends, since the hd versions on mondos youtube are cropped 16:9 and also have a shitload of layer errors

new type of dragon quest slime that protects you from STIs

im gonna win cutest little shut-in at the gay awards