Daffodil Soup

Which is measurable

True, except as lack of engagement

Surely scrolling on by is a dislike

Oh, and why be an asshole when there is an option to not be an asshole? 🤷‍♀️

Prince Andrew is basically Ho from Slow Horses (series 5)

A rustic, open-topped pastry tart with quince and plum. The custard is not in the pic but definitely there!

A quince and plum crostata, both sharp and sweet, with custard

My solution is ‘goat cheese’, it’s not just one goat is my thinking 🤔

A big Ginger Pig pork chop to share, with a fridge-clearing salad and beetroot yoghurt dressing 🩷

Not just Phoenix Park, Finsbury Park is another favourite spot for phone gardening and friends have tracked and recovered theirs. Great reporting @londoncentric

There has to be an algorithm that tracks new followers: are they only following women? Are they only following women called Linda? Are they bots? Are there other red flags (military gear, dogs/cars/creepy shit)?
Block + delete is easy enough but @Bluesky could do better

@rich.baldrys.ca 🎃

Melt it and add some things you like

It is still October, right? Sigh

A basket on the back of a bicycle contains a bunch of colourful rainbow chard

Glorious rainbow chard from my local fruit n veg brightening up my day

I am ready for sprouts

So it IS possible to jail a president 🧐

Buying their products doesn’t hurt either

Ah 😌

Even more do when it is literally what they do 🤬
Next time you need a meeting room the team at the Town Hall hotel in Bethnal Green is brilliant and accommodating and the food is excellent

Not Regus, but heard from someone yesterday who tried to book somewhere in West End for 10 pax, told it would be compulsory £56 pp for sharing platters that would be on the table at the start of the 90-minute booking. They went elsewhere.
Tell me you don’t want my business without telling me etc

Neighbours using the smoke alarm as a timer again 🙄

Saved the day with an unfiltered Gamay, odd to find both on the same list

Had an absolute honking chilean Pinot Noir (London pub) last night so badly made it was hard to believe anyone had shipped it 🤷‍♀️

Sad to find a crisp Vermentino messed around with

What fo you think the problem was? Too much /not enough acid, not enough fruit? Bad judgement call in the blend? I have had do many disappointing whites recently

Keep saying this, and reminding yourself that between Ukraine and Western Europe lie countries sympathetic to Putin (will they never learn?)

Very real 😤

When it hasn’t rained for six weeks but you’re catering an outdoor lunch for 40 at 1pm

So when an open pint (568ml) of cream spills in the fridge … and even coats the potatoes in the veg drawer … but there’s still have around 400ml left in the bastard container. Did not need a massive clean down at the end of a long day 😤

I am basically a full-time birdbath topper upper now.