Timo

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

„Wenn du nach Glück strebst, so suche es nicht im Beifall der Menge noch im eitlen Glanz vergänglicher Dinge. Setze dir, wenn es deiner Zeit gemäß sein soll, zwei sichtbare Zeichen deiner Zucht: dass du imstande seist, 150kg zu drücken, und dass dein Bizeps groß sei von beharrlicher Übung.“
- Seneca

ich hätte niemals gedacht dass das konzept dubai einen haken hat

Picture of the character saw gerrera the rebel leader from star wars overlaid with a post that reads People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.

Epstein and Andrew at Coldplay concert.

An infographic from Our World in Data titled "Global land use for food production" uses a series of stacked horizontal bar charts to visualize the distribution of Earth's surface and the disproportionate land requirements of livestock. The first bar shows Earth's surface is 71% ocean and 29% land (141 million km²); the land surface is then broken down into 76% habitable land, 10% glaciers, and 14% barren land. Of the habitable land, 45% (48 million km²) is used for agriculture, while 38% is forests and 13% is shrubland. The agricultural land bar reveals a major disparity: 80% (38 million km²) is dedicated to livestock (meat, dairy, and textiles) including grazing land and cropland for feed, while only 16% is used for crops for direct human consumption and 4% for non-food crops. Finally, two smaller bars at the bottom contrast this land use with nutritional output, showing that while livestock uses 80% of agricultural land, it only provides 17% of global calories and 38% of global protein, whereas plant-based foods provide 83% of calories and 62% of protein.

80% of agricultural land is used for livestock (and textiles), yet this huge land use provides only 17% of our calories and 38% of our protein.

16% of the land used for crops provides 83% of our calories and 62% of our protein. It's past time we rethink what we eat.

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Stell dir vor du bist im ice bordbistro und plötzlich kommt dir Hillary Clinton entgegen ich glaube ich würde mich einweisen lassen

Große Menschenmenge im Stadion. Fans von FC St. Pauli stehen dicht gedrängt auf den Rängen, viele mit Schals in die Höhe gestreckt. Mehrere große Regenbogenfahnen wehen über der Kurve, dazwischen schwarz braune Vereinsflaggen. Die Stimmung wirkt laut, lebendig und solidarisch.

Volle Solidarität mit Pascal Kaiser: Der Amateur-Schiri wurde Ziel eines homofeindlichen Angriffs, nachdem er seinem Freund auf dem Fußballplatz einen Heiratsantrag gemacht hatte. Weil sich zwei Menschen lieben, schlagen andere zu.

#fcsp

Find's Sau schade dass der ESC dieses Jahr nicht stattfindet

GenAI is a wonderful technology for generating infinite toil. We will be painstakingly undoing its damage for generations. We’ve already made a superfund site of our collective knowledge.

It’s official! After years of hard work by IPBES experts, the #BizBiodiversity Assessment Report is approved by the Plenary at #IPBES12!

Congratulations to all on this achievement for people and #nature!

Thank you to all who contributed to this successful outcome.

Aufteilung BRD in 12 neue Bundesländer "Mecklenburg-Vordänemark, Anhalt-Brandenburg, Nordweser-Ostfalen, Großthüringen, Kurhessen-Westfalen, Chile, Niederrhein-Hessen, Baden-Saar-Pfalz, Schwaben-Württemberg, Mainland-Oberpfalz, Nordtirol-Ratisbona und die Stadtbundesländer Berlin(ohne Spandau) und Köln(mit Leverkusen). Die Länder haben zudem Fragwürdige Landshauptstädte zugeteilt bekommen.

Thema Reduktion Bundesländer:
ich komme auf 12 (hoffe ist nicht zu kontrovers)

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Just had the most cathartic cry 10/10

That‘s how I want to live my life

Looksmaxxing by living my life with light in my heart

Maybe I’m just saying that because I’ve been listening to too much Sam Fender while ugly crying on the train like the main character I wish was

I feel like I have unfinished business in the US tho, and I‘d love to go back at least to see some of my friends again who can’t come to Europe, but I don’t see that happening anytime soon unfortunately

This is not about Americans either. I met some of the loveliest, kindest and funniest people on LI,
It’s just me realizing that Europe is home and England is Europe whether they like it or not

And that’s not even because of politics but it’s just that I know that I could not have had a better time in Indiana than in fucking Hull and that says quite a lot about the US iykyk

Lol, lmao even. This did so not work out. And I’ve never been happier that I didn’t end up doing something that I wanted to do as with going back to the US.

WE DID IT LADS LAST ASSIGNMENT OF THE TERM HANDED IN

europeans right now

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The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be…

The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

Viel Betroffenheit in der deutschen Politik über ICE, auch bei den Grünen. Vorschlag was man ändern könnte: alle Kooperationen mit Palantir und der deutschen Polizei umgehend beenden, auch wenn Vertragsstrafen drohen. Das hat man sich halt auch selbst gegen jeden Rat eingebrockt.

Niedersachsen deutsche flyover states

Habt ihr Barbie (2023) gesehen? In einer Szene nimmt die Erfinderin von Barbie die Hauptfigur an die Hand und sagt: und jetzt: fühle. In dem Moment wird die Barbie zum Menschen. Ich erinnere mich da oft dran, wenn ich allzu sehr in meinem Kopf bin. Wenn sich soviele Gedanken übereinander legen, dass ich nicht weiß was ich überhaupt denke. In dem Fall mache ich oft die 5,4,3,2,1-Übung. Dabei konzentriere ich mich ganz auf meine Sinne. Idee ist, dass ich 5 Dinge höre, 5 Dinge sehe und 5 Dinge fühle. Dann höre, sehe und fühle ich 4 Dinge. Und so weiter. Wenn alles gut läuft, hatte ich ein wenig Pause von meinen Gedanken und habe mich an meine wesentlichen Sinne erinnert - und daran, dass ich Mensch bin.

Dieses Comic hat mich mehrere Arbeitstage gekostet und meinen Stift im Prozess kaputt gemacht. Aber ich bin sehr stolz auf das Ergebnis.

Meldung des STANDARD: "Sturm der Kritik: ICE nimmt Fünfjährigen in Gewahrsam" - Foto von dem 5 Jahre alten Kind, das verängstigt schaut

Da gerade (zu Recht) viel Empörung zu lesen ist über die Festname des 5-Jährigen in den USA, ein kleiner Reminder:

Letztes Jahr haben deutsche Polizisten ein 10-jähriges syrisches Mädchen aus ihrer Schule gezogen, um sie abzuschieben.

Mit ihr wurden 2025 über 3000 Minderjährige aus 🇩🇪 abgeschoben.