It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

Senile Satan had been asked not to attend the funerals of John McCain, Barbara Bush, and Dick Cheney, all Republicans who barred the piggy. 🐽

It's so delicious to watch him panic

I am now viewing in a different light all those stories he told for years about big strong steel workers coming up to him with tears in their eyes.

This is a perfect example of stuff I absolutely am never able to read. People going into detail, falling in love with their own words, makes me run for the hills.

These are both Jordan’s accounts.

So he’s agreeing with himself that evil Dems and media are mean to poor victim snowflake Donnie.

The court issues a scathing ruling today in the Comey case. Judge William Fitzpatrick notes, among other things, that Lindsey Halligan made two false statements of the law when responding to questions by grand jurors. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.

New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.

…AFTER abducting one of the employees.

I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!

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My grandmother took a no-frills airline to Moscow. We only had to pay for the luggage.

Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.

In an unforgettable Veterans Day moment, former President Barack Obama surprised dozens of Korean and Vietnam War veterans as their Honor Flight landed in Washington, D.C. The veterans, fresh off their flight from Madison, Wisconsin, were greeted by President Obama himself.

BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow.

She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.

The thing to understand about this is that this catastrophe in the UK has redounded to the political benefit of the very same people and political movement that pushed for it! Extremely perverse.

Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...

NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”

Just for the record, you can always make this stuff up. You really can. The imagination is limitless.

You can always make this stuff up. As a writer, I can tell you that the imagination can reach all levels. The thing is, you wouldn't want to.

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.

If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.

If Senile Satan gets his way, this is what the Washington Commanders stadium will look like.

For only $40 billion, you can have this clown, Javier Milei, dance at your private club while laughing at the rest of America.

Noem wanted to buy Spirit Airlines planes - except the airline didn’t own them DHS looked at buying the planes from Spirit Airlines, according to a report

Kristi Noem ordered ICE to purchase ten Spirit Airlines jets for deportations. Two problems: Spirit doesn’t own the planes, and they don’t have engines. Has there ever been a more incompetent administration?
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Trump wants health insurance premiums to spike right after he allowed medical debt to adversely affect people’s credit ratings, while rolling out 50 year mortgages.

But he loves you, MAGA. That’s why he’s building that ballroom for you.

In this case, it might be better to read past the headlines and who exactly enforced this.

Newsom: They want to bring us back to a pre-1960s, maybe 1860s world. And you’re seeing it not just on voting rights—you’re seeing it on civil rights, on women’s rights, on LGBTQ rights. They’re censoring historic facts. They’re on a banning binge—Bud Light and Big Bird

I'm in total agreement. I think you should invite her to your next family gathering.