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@krist.bsky.social

just a shiny pink nazgûl screaming across the sky ☄️ 30+.

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>POTUS
>smart

Pick one, we can't have both

11.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: 

Stop! He’s already dead!

Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: Stop! He’s already dead!

11.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 8316    🔁 1452    💬 112    📌 172

The last show sis and I went to was Rammstein but we were nowhere near each other lol
But with this we're sitting together!!

11.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mom ordered me and my sister Florence and the Machine tix for MSG as our Xmas gift 😭🤎

11.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“Viktor、Light、Elizabeth、Elizabeth…”
#Frankenstein #illustration

10.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 654    🔁 214    💬 1    📌 3
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

10.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 7390    🔁 1920    💬 60    📌 53

The lesser evil is still evil.

10.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 151    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0

I absolutely must know what Hades smells like, no I am NOT weird.

10.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.

apnews.com/article/adam...

20.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 1301    🔁 218    💬 41    📌 186
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“they [disney] didn’t see how ben solo was alive”

21.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 150    🔁 48    💬 2    📌 5
The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken.  How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

17.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 50360    🔁 10355    💬 1808    📌 774
Black and white photo of a white woman in white sleeveless shirt and dark pants, kneeling on a lawn and propping up a light, shorthaired tabby kitten to pose for the camera.

Black and white photo of a white woman in white sleeveless shirt and dark pants, kneeling on a lawn and propping up a light, shorthaired tabby kitten to pose for the camera.

Showing off the baby. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

17.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 1406    🔁 64    💬 7    📌 0

Whyyyy are all these 20 year olds trying to chat me up on apps 🤨 My age is clearly out there! I was in high school when some of you were born!! Why!!!

17.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My sister, my ma, and meee going to see The Life of a Showgirl Experience 🧡☺️

04.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ADHD stress meltdown at work made me realize that the constant self-loathing and perfectionism I have ramps up into overstimulated mental agony :)))) And has all my life.

30.09.2025 01:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of my dreamcats, available as cards on my website here 🙂

katherinesoutarillustration.com/art-card-set...

25.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 311    🔁 48    💬 1    📌 1
Q: How much time will I have to memorize the new songs?

A: Almost none, so buy some Adderall.

Q: How much time will I have to memorize the new songs? A: Almost none, so buy some Adderall.

What To Know About ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-official-release-party-of-a-showgirl/

25.09.2025 22:00 — 👍 580    🔁 31    💬 8    📌 5
Black and white photo of a medium haired tabby cat standing on a windowsill outside. It is in the process of turning around and jumping down.

Black and white photo of a medium haired tabby cat standing on a windowsill outside. It is in the process of turning around and jumping down.

This would be a beautiful oil painting. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

26.09.2025 04:55 — 👍 1217    🔁 104    💬 9    📌 0

I’ve gotten requests for free work “for exposure” my whole life, once from a literal billionaire. Luckily less so in recent decades.

But using the “for exposure” excuse with TAYLOR SWIFT? Truly warped. There’s a whole class of business shitheads who really think no artist *deserves* to be paid.

26.09.2025 04:20 — 👍 2935    🔁 506    💬 46    📌 25
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I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole."

www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...

26.09.2025 04:52 — 👍 2434    🔁 526    💬 76    📌 78
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Donate to Giving little Squiggle the very best chance, organized by Holly Brockwell In August, a tiny, fluffy powerhouse arrived at our rescue. Found in a fie… Holly Brockwell needs your support for Giving little Squiggle the very best chance

Our wobbly superstar is still here, still fighting and little by little, seems to be getting stronger. There's still a long way to go and we won't be able to bring her home anytime soon, but I've posted an update to the fundraiser with the latest news from intensive care ❤️

26.09.2025 01:55 — 👍 557    🔁 153    💬 3    📌 4
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Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.

The current climate is especially accelerating this.

Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

25.09.2025 21:11 — 👍 19402    🔁 5988    💬 210    📌 161

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

25.09.2025 20:42 — 👍 8300    🔁 1896    💬 107    📌 47
Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met

Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met

Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/

23.09.2025 21:00 — 👍 1603    🔁 153    💬 27    📌 15
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Mother

#fe3h #sothis #fireemblem #fefw

23.09.2025 20:42 — 👍 203    🔁 87    💬 2    📌 0
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👑💚 #fireemblem

23.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 468    🔁 221    💬 3    📌 0

as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?

22.09.2025 21:58 — 👍 5166    🔁 2042    💬 26    📌 59
A SKELITON SITTEN IN A OFFICE CHAIR THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT IT FUCKED UP THERE BACK SOMEHOW, ALWAYS HAPPEN'S WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTE'S NOW MY PEACE OF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETLEY DESTROYED" , THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALIEN'S TAKE HOMINIDS AND CHANGE THERE DNA AROUND TO MAKE PEOPLE SO THE PEOPLE CAN MINE GOLD AND MAKE PLASTIC FOR THEM, WHO KNWOS WHY THE ALIENS LIKE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, BUT YA GOTTA ADMIT WE DO A GOOD JOB AT BOTH OF THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITON SITTEN IN A OFFICE CHAIR THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT IT FUCKED UP THERE BACK SOMEHOW, ALWAYS HAPPEN'S WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTE'S NOW MY PEACE OF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETLEY DESTROYED" , THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALIEN'S TAKE HOMINIDS AND CHANGE THERE DNA AROUND TO MAKE PEOPLE SO THE PEOPLE CAN MINE GOLD AND MAKE PLASTIC FOR THEM, WHO KNWOS WHY THE ALIENS LIKE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, BUT YA GOTTA ADMIT WE DO A GOOD JOB AT BOTH OF THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

OOP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

24.09.2025 00:09 — 👍 628    🔁 191    💬 0    📌 6

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