Governing Council

LEGO Jenny Everywhere stands near a pile of pumpkins.

Short post today!

Just want to share the new hairpiece LEGO Jenny Everywhere bought! I think she looks very pretty with it — what about you?

(Yes, please shower her with compliments! She's currently asking me not to do this but I think she deserves it!)

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The creature we saw is called a "Smiler". I'm not sure how we escaped it given we did basically did the exact opposite of what you're meant to do when you encounter them. We broke eye contact, ran away, and shrieked a lot.

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In our corner of the Multiverse, our version of the Backrooms seems to sit between a bunch of different universes, such as the Third and 925th. But it isn't well documented so I could be completely wrong.

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Sadly I wasn't able to get a photograph of the monster.

Did a bit of research:

The Level we travelled to is known as Level 35.

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I actually brought the wrong camera with me: I picked up an old digicam instead of my Sony A7III.

The photos look a bit naff, but, funnily enough, visually fitting as they greatly resemble other photos of the Backrooms I've seen from different universes.

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I grabbed LEGO Jenny and we scrammed. It didn't seem to follow us, so we weren't in immediate danger. I then made the above post. (The Backrooms has WiFi for some reason. I wonder how secure it is?)

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I was sceptical, but I entertained the trip through the mundane car park level, until we encountered what I can only describe as a monster. In a dark corner, I saw a glowing white set of eyes and a mouth, which started moving towards me very quickly.

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Had a rest for about a week. Wasn't a very fun night.

For context, my best friend Jenny Everywhere shifted us into the Backrooms, as she wanted to take me somewhere stimulating.

A thread. 🧵 1/7

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There is. Shift on over to the City of our reps will give you the details.

A blurry photograph of a stairwell in Level 35 of the Backrooms.

A second blurry photograph of a stairwell in Level 35 of the Backrooms.

A third blurry photograph of a stairwell in Level 35 of the Backrooms.

A fourth blurry photograph of a stairwell in Level 35 of the Backrooms.

wehn i aksed you to find somewhere more itnersting, i didnt mean THE FCUKING BACKROOMS! WJENNY WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

A brick fireplace with a fake, electric fire inside. There are charred logs and the fire itself is supported by a blackened metal frame.

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After we left, I asked my friend to pick somewhere a bit more interesting, a bit more adventurous. This place wasn't awful or anything but it also wasn't amazing either. I'm a girl who loves THRILLS, you know?

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A vinyl of Kathryn Grayson's song "Love is Where You Find" from the film The Kissing Bandit, placed inside an old gramophone.

A tapestry depicting Jesus Christ.

LEGO Jenny finds a creepy, yellowed plastic doll of a baby in an antique dolls house.

The room used for brewing. There are bowls of fruit on a table, a shelf lined with herbs, and a barrel marked "Best Cider 1550". The walls are white and are lit up by a LED strip light.

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We read about the former inhabitants of the house as we explored it. We looked at some of their possessions: a gramophone, a tapestry, a creepy dolls house... 

On the plus, side the small room used for brewing alcohol smelled lovely.

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A photo of a window of the Brockhampton Estate chapel. The interior is illuminated whilst the exterior is in shadow due to the angle of the sun.

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I did stop to get food and my GOSH they were expensive. Best part of a fiver for a simple sandwich. I settled on an iced biscuit and a bottle of water.

Before heading into the main house, we had a look at the ruined, 12th or 13th century chapel. Pretty but not really notable.

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LEGO Jenny Everywhere holds a postcard of Cathédrale Sainte-Croix d'Orléans, while standing on a bookshelf.

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Inside the second hand bookshop, LEGO Jenny found a postcard she insisted I take a photo of. She said "this will amuse a certain group of people", but only smiled when I asked her to explain who. I gave up at this point.

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A sparrow on a stone and brick wall outside Lower Brockhampton.

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I... don't get her fascination. This era, this specific area of the UK, and this planet. I love her to pieces but she has such odd tastes. At least Knighton had a sense of DANGER.

But at least I spotted a few sparrows to take some photos of.

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Pictured is Lower Brockhampton, the main building on the estate. It's a "timber framed manor house" with white exterior walls, latticed windows and a tiled roof. It is surrounded by bushes and trees.

Hey, it's Jenny Elsewhere here! Posting about another adventure of LEGO Jenny.

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So LEGO Jenny decided she wanted to return to the 49203059402020204849303949202035830203585920204949th Universe, and chose the Brockhampton Estate in Herefordshire to spend the day.

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—39384117530291361641092481711769770713274784175830707515586468793741012355746488437857576685442045273302592872833573659730275380503299160139663499843024192638092326087290613619423173567579873990689970424460968308129895596285645004126055519624135132956483025283596507824137th Universe.

Phew.

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As for the name of Everybear's universe, it is:

The 886635963148618903024969602979662993724260091035967947863392978173894735020708064612095627357887859299761122420684342391244556096743834173328469081502336991109763549967890720651317128342118291104287141035708628061001083651077952—

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If any Shifters do have appropriately-sized clothing for Everybear, please drop them off at the Lost-and-Found Department of the City, and ask for Patricia Everywhere. She'll be able to shift them directly to Everybear's postbox.

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A view of the twilight: the land is cloaked in darkness, silhouetted by the darkening sky, including the appearance of telephone poles.

Flower-like fibre-optic garden ornaments glowing in different colours (red, blue and green) against a pitch-black background.

A picnic table illuminated merely by a vintage streetlight. There is a glass container of salt placed at one end.

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The rest of the day was pretty uneventful, other than most of our walk being at night. My friends did have to ride on my shoulders, given that they didn't want to get lost and that their legs are so small they can't keep up the same pace as a human.

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A yellow warning sign mounted on a telephone pole, telling people about the mortal danger of the electrical lines overhead and that fishing in the canal is disallowed.

A view of the canal as the day grows dim. Details are hard to discern.

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the... oh fudge that's a huge number... um, I'll post it later.

Anyways, during our visit, we soon discovered Everybear's problem. The faux-leather on both her coat and hat was peeling!

Everybear was upset so we tried to keep her mood up by telling jokes and going for a walk.

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A photograph I took of Jenny Everywhere meeting Jenny Everybear at the Staffordshire and Worcestershire Canal in a universe-whose-name-is-too-long-for-its-own-good.

Jenny Everywhere inspects Jenny Everybear's damaged clothing on a brick wall.

URGENT APPEAL TO ALL SHIFTERS:

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Jenny Everywhere (or Jenny Everybear to her friends) needs new clothing! Recently, me (Jenny Elsewhere) and Jenny Everywhere of the 2012014th Universe visited her at the Staffordshire and Worcestershire Canal in her home universe,

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You can respect their gender identity whilst being otherwise opposed to them, of course.

As a constant across the Multiverse, many versions of #JennyEverywhere / #TheShifter are transgender or gender-nonconformng; please take a moment to appreciate them and the adversities they face on the International Transgender Day of Visibility (and variants thereof) in Prime-adjacent universes.

Hey, we're not sure you're really allowed to do this. We would send a representative to enter a dialogue with you but you'd probably arrest said representative so we won't do that.

...I... what?

Thank you to all the Shifters who attended the Holiday Feast! 🎄

Our social media manager is literally playing a game of tennis as this is written.

There are tennis courts in the City. You will need to be escorted in by a Shifter though.

We *should* still find the perpetrator though.