Empress

Dudes who throw around terms like “masculine leadership” are invariably the weakest little dribbles of piss you’ve ever met

a three panel comic featuring Twilight Sparkle the my little pony and her my little pony friends. i drew this in my friend’s sketchbook while sitting on the floor and it looks like it. p1: Twilight is holding up an atom or something. Twilight: Girls! I’ve isolated the gay gene using the power of “atomics!” p2: Her friends all stare at her concernedly. Applejack: …Why p3: Twilight continues smiling blankly.

McDonald’s date with rarity #mlp

Spreading for awarness

Anyone mutuals with @bitocrosszer.bsky.social he has been taken by ICE. I was given permission to share this from his wife who's Bluesky was suspended after posting about the situation.

@safety.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team banned a woman immediately after her husband was kidnapped by ICE pass it on

in theory if enough people donate 1000 dollars they could get him to play the game multiple times

YESSS
YESSSSSS

people are just really firing off every cynical take they can about games as an art form right now huh

Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

bummer situation but grim lol at this exception on the epic games store

a reminder that its ok to bully corporations

Miserable experience. An immaculate piece of art that will haunt my nightmares for years to come.

Ok but you say IP theft like it's a bad thing

Non Japanese ppl need to drill it in their heads that most smile Japanese girls show (especially during work) are just to be respectful or trying not to make things awkward, because they will go in the back room and look at each other like this while telling saying she just had a creepy interaction

There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.

the giant @chaser bait "noo my italian grandmother would have a heart attack if she saw you breaking spaghetti in half before cooking it" ok well what was your italian grandmother doing in the 1940's. what was she supporting in the 1940's in italy All Cows Are Beautiful @CowsRBeautiful fascists DO love saying that a bundle of things (fasces) is unbreakable

I'm sure alot of people are annoyed with my posts, but shares are free and I could really use some help spreading the word

Not related to anything but I sometimes think abt how one of the stated reasons why Kaizoku subs left nakama as this untranslatable word with no appropriate English equivalent was because "comrade" sounded Too Communist

TWOAPW #217: WAITING FOR GODOT

We went and saw Keanu Reeves tell us about how bad the world is. But what if bad thing... was also funny?

im gonna make maia jump for the beef

Tumblr screenshot of a post i made: referring to dominant women as "mommy" even though I'm British because there is no way referring to them as "mummy" will not make me sound like a ghostly victorian child

kirby swallowed someone whose power was vagina

Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season

Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/

Xemnas fucking chokeslamming Mickey against a wall

The more I hear about just how protective Disney is over Mickey the funnier this image gets

Works better than you might think lowkey