Cary

Sending a little calm your way

Winnie the Pooh wears a shirt so that his neighbors won't notice he's not wearing pants in his house or fenced-in back yard. Unless they're looking really close to see more clearly. The animals who visit him regularly knew he wasn't hurting anyone; maybe even enjoyed the view.

Older man with white beard that misbehaves and curls even after a trim.

Even after a trim it does whatever the hell it wants. Kinda digging the curl though. #donebydaddys

We’ve been treated like garbage by MAGA followers. Some reexamined their thinking and renounced that ideology. Yet those still-dysfunctional minds are now vilifying us because they can’t wrap their heads around why we just don’t let it go, forgive and forget. Ok, sorry for that stain on your soul.

Confused old bearded man trying to take a sexy selfie in shower and failing miserably at just about everything it takes to make a good photo

This shower selfie thing is harder than I thought. #composition #whatdoesthisbuttondo #gpoy

My host has Meyer lemon trees in his yard. Lemonade is in progress. My secret to transforming it into a lemon bomb is zesting the lemons. Let the peels steep in some hot water and sugar for about 20 min. Mix all together with the juice/ice/water. Splenda works too. Palm Springs in a glass 🍋 🧊 🌞

For the first time in my entire life, I think I finally have an understanding of what it feels like to be loved

What ever I do, I will keep traveling. I want to leave behind the news line that reads, “Man passes in the can at the AmEx Centurion lounge”

I regret that I missed the allegory of just leaving ice in 115° sun to just melt and die in my previous post.

Contributing nothing but lemonade for @versursus.bsky.social thirst while I installed myself in his pool on a 115° desert day. I was being my usual geek self wondering how long a few ice cubes would last on the yeowee hot deck

I rather enjoyed those 115° days. Granted I lived in the pool and contributed nothing. 😇💅🏻

Thinking of y’all and sending a little strength and love

You know when I call you a whore it’s outta pure jealousy right?

Grimacing though a lovely evening of screaming cramps from my right hand to my shoulder. But, as everyone says, “Yeah but you look great!!”

Sometimes I feel like I get railroaded into making sure everyone else is “happy”. What little I’m able to give never seems to be enough.

Ouchie fish

So full of feels for the upcoming year it feels like I can barely breathe. Have I made some plans? Yes. Will they happen? That question feels like a vice tightening on my chest

Seen it. Adore it. Highly recommended. Don’t forget the gummies first. Then again I’m the one who thinks Green Acres is high art 🤷🏻‍♂️

The meanest trick the Devil ever played was convincing people to wear glasses with narrow rectangular frames.

Look up “The Polaroid Impossible Project” for some interesting information about how the company was re-born. Also if you’re feeling especially geeky check out American Experience Mr Polaroid on PBS

Or 75 minutes at 2100 degrees if you’re pressed for time

Dazed Santa bear with hair clips in beard

Everyone posts all these sexy vids and pics. Me, I’m more of a work in progress, or maybe regress. I’m still recovering from a fun filled family holidaze reunion

Bracelet beads spelling “QUEER”

I got kicked out of family bead bracelet making.

Retro post. Riding in convertibles with boys @versursus.bsky.social wearing my fave @bearpadart.bsky.social hat

Current vibe

I haven’t linked my phone yet. Crazy gadget! I’m sure Tim has been using it.

Older bear type man in shower

A few weeks at the alternate cave. Wet old messy grumpy sleepy bear is wet. Many thanks to alternate cave owner for letting me install myself to recharge

More like The Devil Wears Payless Shoe Source

I’ve seen the teaser for The Devil Wears Prada 2. All I can think of is, “In THOSE shoes?”

You know, I'm not an air traffic controller, nor do I play one on TV, but I really don't give a shit where the president is "happy" with me or not.