Terri

Do you know a feline?

Try this cool trick. Scratch the base of their tail and they'll shove their butt in the air.

They can't help it. It's a natural reflex!

What's wrong with fire? :D

Hitting up the gym for a good workout. Gotta stay fit for fire service. You know... those shower stalls are quite big though. Help me work out and maybe I can help you~

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Hitting up the gym for a good workout. Gotta stay fit for fire service. You know... those shower stalls are quite big though. Help me work out and maybe I can help you~

( Art by www.furaffinity.net/user/akrodra... )

From day one you hear "you don't choose the day".
Even the most routine calls can go catastrophically wrong with absolutely no warning.

Hug someone extra, extra hard today.

That moment when he comes up behind you, grabs your hips, and whispers "water on fire" in your ear. Oooooooo

#BattChiefDirtyTalk

Who doesn't love a 6AM OAR day?

Busyyyyyyy night. Station tones haven't stopped all night. Fuckton of medicals, couple of vehicle wrecks. No working fires though. I wanna go to #jobtown.

Hey, if you don't wanna see picture of your boss naked or getting bred by a demon then don't scroll through her pictures when she hands you her phone.

Totally not my exhibitionist ass letting an invisible demon play with my clit through my baggy clothes in this extremely busy mall food court.

Wonder if anyone can tell...

I am a foxy lady with an exhibition kink.

He is a millennia old, highly experienced and... Linguistically talented wolf demon with the ability to be invisible.

And that is a chair you're gonna wanna run a wipe over before you seat your next customer.

I left you a tip that matches his own. ;)

FOXY FOX

A fox you say?

Remember, if you don't thaw your turkey before deep frying it you'll make me come.

And not in the fun way.

#JustFirefoxThings

My younger brother is trans. My parents have been horrendous about deadnaming and misgendering him. At Thanksgiving, I used an air horn to correct them. I fixed a 2-3 year long problem in two seconds. 10/10 would recommend this training method.

This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂

Yes? :D

I have a new fun game to play.

It's where I walk up behind Faith and scratch just above the base of her tail.

Feline instinct kicks in and she sticks her butt out before getting all flustered.

Cats are fun. :p

We are what we are!

Don't mind me.

I'm just sittin' here being the reason we're gonna have a safety briefing later.

What do you say we lose NNN together, hmm?

He doesn't know it yet but he's about to fail No Nut November. ;p

When Cocky McNewMedic looked me up and down and said "bet you can't take my knot" I imagine the last response he expected was "but you can't take mine".

Played a game of strip poker tonight with friends. It ended with Oslo wearing nothing but a collar after he tried to win his boxers back.

Demons shouldn't make deals with foxes. We play for keeps.

Someone couldn't control their hose and now I'm soaked.

I lost a bet to Gabriel and now he's cashing in...

I'm not complaining, though~

Oslo is outside howling at the moon like an idiot. Luckily for me the sprinkler system is controlled by this here smart phone.

That means you gotta learn to keep them from running with sharp objects!

Let's be honest. Your average firefighter is just a giant kid who's allowed to run with sharp objects and play with hoses. It's why a firehouse is a prime play for pranks.

Completely unrelated - the number of washes it takes to remove lidocaine gel from a wolf's underwear is 4.

Sorry about the loud noises! I'm doing my best to keep it down but oh my God that demon tongue~

Plus there's something to be said for that level of experience!