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Dinesh: BUT I'M AN ARYAN YOU GUYS COME ON YOU GUYS

Hey come on, those Bible verse Marco posts are calorie-rich

Congrats on showing everybody, every day, that you're just a bunch of condescending fuckwits desperately trying to be upper-middle class.

Kim Kardashian thinks the moon landing was faked. You gonna post about that too, you credulous fuckwits?

as Elon transforms into a druggernaut

Dang, that forehead art. They were THISCLOSE

Those dental implants are clearly alien tech.

Never understood how opposing a religio-fascist right-wing governing coalition meant yOu HatE tHe JeWs

well that makes me REALLY sad, ugh.

Me, Noem's chief urban development officer:

“You know what, perhaps it’s the time of clueless and obscenely wealthy dipshits now.
We need clueless and obscenely wealthy dipshits."

"We need poets. Poets with billions of petro dollars. Yeah that's the ticket."

Looks like somebody's... Better Than Ezra

(I'll see my way out)

Holy crap, thank you for translating that into 'sane.' I thought he was talking about shooting sanitation workers for a second

The News basically does not exist as a NYC voice anymore. NYTimes yes, ShitPost yes. Journal, sure whatever.

But the News has zero circulation except in the Long Island hinterlands -- and no political influence even there.

This is just just desperate flailing for clicks from a zombie publication.

Trump:
"AFFORDABILITY! AFFORDABILITY! AFFORDABILITY!"

(affordability does not appear)

Even Fox won't take in such a gigantic loser. OAN, tops

I always forget that this Dipshit McFuckstick ran Goldman Sachs, but then I hear him talk and remember that finance bros are mostly knuckle dragging idiots.

They misspelled "Offal"

So you're saying it's working out exactly like they planned it

inb4 cannot

Shel Silverstein!

And of course very fucking channel is now pivoting to "what's his transition team gonna look like?", and "how will he deliver on his promises?"
God, fuck this shit media class, he just finished his victory speech

Man, fuck Van Jones

It felt like the Season 3 opening episode of Andor

I still remember when Reddit was a Nazi hellscape because the all the assholes took advantage of the "free speech/no censorship" schtick the founders *actually believed in* to the point where site was nearly useless. Can't figure out how folks managed to memory-hole that years-long nightmare.

Fine, it's Eternal Vigilance time from now on. It can be exhausting but the right wing nutjobs think we've been waging war against them since the Civil Rights Act made them feel bad for being racist. They never sleep so neither can we.

If this isn't a big fat warning for Newsom to stop playing to right wing cretins he's gonna be in deep shit

Also apparently confirming he has one ball