confirmed cigarette

Stop I'm in love

Yes. Because even when it's working it doesn't work that well and I see unlabelled dick all the time.

Yeah - apparently only a few people label their own content 👀

The chickpeas

Drag queens Bianca Del Rio and Jujubee on the Youtube video series The Pit Stop.

“inside you there are two wolves” it’s these two

Did a poll on Instagram on whether I should bring back the tache and not what I expected 🫠💀

Remember that a lot of the time people are just fishing for validation and not sex

Praise be

I love this for you

(I'd love it for me even more though 🫦)

It makes me really angry because although I doubt it's intentional, it's the clear lack of understanding on how it impacts what should be your own time.

It's definitely something I'll be considering when looking at new roles.

I think what pisses me off the most is the severe lack of any critical thinking. Like I'm not "at work" and get paid an absolute pittance for being on call so just a "do we really need to call him about this?" Would go a really long way.

My favourite time 🤤

I'm on call this weekend and of the SIX calls I've had, only one of them was actually a proper call that needed any assistance from me.

I just had a call "to make you aware" and like I didn't need to be made aware.

I know they're only phone calls but they really throw my anxiety around 🫠

This photo is two years old and omg I've aged so much 😭

Like can I ask my phone to find the best recent photos of me for my dating profiles? Is AI able to do that or is it just for bears to make cartoons?

The experience of supermarket shopping has been on such a steep decline. What do you mean I'm scanning it myself as I walk around and then STILL have to queue for ages to pay for it and it's STILL more expensive than ever???

Cashiers? The olden days.

My mum is good at this

If Trump doesn't need us (which I agree he shouldn't be using us) then he can get his warplanes the fuck off our bases 🤷🏻‍♂️

You'll have to make me first

You never came up on mine anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

The way every single person in my scruff match stack today was a bottom 😭

Photo of a hairy bodied man in a black thong. Side view.

Photo of a hairy bodied man in a black thong. Back view.

It really is thong season 🐣

I should say "one of the problems" 🤪🤪

The problem with being in recovery is that I really liked the TASTE of certain alcohol drinks that even the widening range of AF drinks just can't hit 🫠

Like I wanna try that stout because it looks and sounds delicious 😭

Thank you 🥹

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Catching up on drag race

Let's thong out together

Oh wow did you just tell me I have a flat arse 😭🫠

Yes