I know how things work and I didn't. We don't have many "toll booths" in the UK...
05.03.2026 07:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know how things work and I didn't. We don't have many "toll booths" in the UK...
05.03.2026 07:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My handle is the same 🥹
04.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥺🥺
04.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That they want to fist you
04.03.2026 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg the way I squealed when I got to see this from my seat
04.03.2026 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lol jkjk
04.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You think I should be illegal?
04.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Me: omg I love the internet so much because I get to see all these hot people 🥹
Also me seconds later: omg I hate the internet so much as I see all these hot people 😭
I obviously mean between Birmingham and Oxford 😭 I'm tired and don't proofread.
04.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This week's Silent Witness really annoyed me because they kept just going to and from Birmingham multiple times and like it's a 90ish minute drive each way!!!
04.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think we are both a bit worn out
04.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lemme help
04.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean girl I don't work with spreadsheets so I have never had to do a pivot and I'm like twice your age
04.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can I do more than look
04.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Possibly. I've frozen my card
04.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once it posts properly I'll dispute it and I've frozen my card
04.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also I've had a charge on my card from a hire car company that I used six weeks ago. Did I get caught speeding? I phoned them and they didn't have a record of the charge!?
04.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Gonna have to forgo one of my several holidays 😅
04.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Vet: so next steps would be lab testing a urine sample and potentially an ultrasound...
Me: right and how much are we looking at for those?
Vet: about £200 for the urine test and around £500 for the ultrasound
Me: *gulp*
Like it must be horrible being stranded in another country but jfc if I have to listen/watch/read another dickhead on the news from Dubai I'm going to scream.
04.03.2026 18:45 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a man in a jockstrap.
#humpday comes around so fast.
04.03.2026 08:44 — 👍 327 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0🥵🥵
04.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry but bluesky moderation is more conservative than Instagram 🫠
04.03.2026 11:17 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I did reply to someone once with "I just think you have nice tits" and he left me on read
04.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah I have a smaller litter tray I used for this purpose so I didn't need to throw away all the brand new litter in his usual tray and it's smaller so I guess he struggled.
04.03.2026 10:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh no. When the thirst follow PT messages you 😭
04.03.2026 10:45 — 👍 61 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
Need to take a pee sample to the vets and I was like "I have the kit so I'll do that ASAP"
Achilles goes to use the litter tray and ends up missing and pissing up the wall 🫠🫠🫠🫠
Oh you two
04.03.2026 10:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Better eat up
04.03.2026 08:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Photo of a man in a jockstrap.
#humpday comes around so fast.
04.03.2026 08:44 — 👍 327 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0