SCP Foundation (Parody)

You're welcome Percy.

- Doc. Sight.

Genius.

- Doc. Sight.

Hello Anonymous Citizen. We are the SCP Foundation. We are here to maintain public awareness about strange creatures and investigate them. This account is administered by Doc. Sight and Doc. Ward.

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Olá cidadão anônimo. Nós somos a Fundação SCP, Aproveite sua estada.

They have no idea what they are doing. They think they're the "best of all there is", wait till we tell them there's a leviathan-sized creature on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

- Doc. Sight.

We're not part of the government. They have no idea we exist, actually.

- Doc. Sight.

He's not a cop. Trust me.

- Doc. Sight.

We forgor.

- Doc. Sight.

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Esquecemos.

- Doc. Ward.

Sempre estivemos.

- Doc. Ward.

We will being our documentation on multiversal creatures in 5 hours.

- Doc. Sight.

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Nós iremos começar nossa pesquisa em criaturas do multiverso em 5 horas.

- Doc. Ward.

Oh thanks. I will keep silent don't worry about.

*takes the files and puts it inside his briefcase, just to be sure no one will see it*

[he didn't but its ok, it makes sense in universe why Sight didn't know]

Not really sure about the Scarlet King theory but yeah, its plausible I suppose.

- Doc. Sight.

Thank you for your service.

*looks to the mask and sees the black goo apparently mixed with human skin*

I guess..
- Doc. Sight.

Bom saber, em relação a nós... não muito. Tivemos algum problema com um "Bill Cipher" aparecendo aqui, mas ele sumiu antes de conseguirmos identificar o universo dele e seu motivo de aparecer derrepente.

- Doc. Sight.

Bom dia, Senhor Eddrix. Como você está hoje?

We usually call this "Immortality" if anyone's wondering.

- Doc. Sight.

They will, just not this decade, sorry.

- Doc. Sight.

Belive me, you have no idea how happy I am seeing the 05 Council actually being here.

- Doc. Sight.

True, but he can still see what we are doing. Including this exact conversation.

- Doc. Sight.

I'm not gonna comment on that.

- Doc. Sight.

Yeah so about that...

- Doc. Sight.

We are utterly fucked.

- Doc. Sight.

... Sadly True.

- Doc. Sight.

So that means you guys can just a little bit more so the world can adapt to the idea of dragons being real.

- Doc. Sight.

How long have the dragons waited to be released?

- Doc. Sight.

We can't exactly do that. The world nowadays isn't gonna be happy if they saw flying dragons. Or anything that is bigger than a boat and can fly actually.

- Doc. Sight.

Definitivamente estamos felizes por você não estar com um humor ruim. And about this "alliance", I fully support it.

- Doc. Ward And Sight.

Why are you like this...

- Doc. Sight.

... I forgot who that is can you remind me again?

- Doc. Sight.

Ooooohhh... That's tough buddy.

- Doc. Sight.