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nothing wrong with man boobs 🙂‍↕️

i’ve gotta get my appetite back so i can eat more and gain weight so my boobs can be breasting boobily again. they are looking too small rn

as someone pushing 30 with no children i should probably be embarrassed by how many times i’ve burnt myself while making chicken nuggets in the air fryer

some winters i don’t even have to pull out my super heavy parka and i usually don’t have to find gloves til january but it’s the beginning of december and i already need it, istg this year is trying to sap me of my will to live

ehh i’m hanging in there but thanks for checking <3

i do have dreams and they’ve been weird lately, in one my mom (who has gone through menopause) was pregnant

i once had a ketamine related nickname because i was quite the ketamine enjoyer at the time…

i want to die but without it being permanent. like i’m not done done with life but i’d like to not exist until things get less shitty

at this one job i used to have we had a unisex bathroom and one day me and this other guy were in there washing our hands at the same time 3-4 times in the same day and he goes “oh we’re on the same schedule today” and it was so uncomfortable i still think about it 6 years later

i hate when i buy dinner and then get the ick when ive barely eaten any of it

i am tired of my stomach always hurting and being nauseous can i just exist in peace

people will visit nyc and only go to midtown and go “i could never live here!” yea dude most people don’t live in times square

i was supposed to lock in and get my life together today but i feel like i’m gonna pass out just from walking to cvs and the grocery store

i wish i had more interest in doing things

okay something was wrong with whatever tf the last drink i had was bc this is not being drunk sick this is like food poisoning sick

well i threw up on the train and again on the platform all over myself and my
clothes and my hair that i just washed today but 4 very nice girls stopped to help me so shoutout to them

i will not throw up i will not throw up

my friend goes “i thought you were calling an uber” i forgot that was an option im too trainpilled give me the subway or give me death

drank too much without eating enough (classic) and rly thought i was gonna puke on the sidewalk but we made it to the train and i feel ok let’s hope we can make it home and then get less nauseous 🙏🏼

my boss brought up something urgent he wanted done on monday morning so i spent all week trying to get it done on a quick timeline and now he goes “actually let’s not do that” FUCK YOUUUUU OMFG

sorry but it’s miserable

if you live in a cold place and like winter i think something is wrong with you. i’m miserable every time i go outside and it’s always dark this shit sucks so bad

my brain hates me and i am sad and tired of life

i’m actually so mad my psychiatrist tried to say my sleep issues might be related to alcohol or caffeine ITS NOT i’m telling you i’ve been keeping track of all this fucking shit and what else i’ve done / taken that day for ages and I promise you my insomnia is not related to alcohol or caffeine

I get trying to be a responsible doctor but why are you prescribing me medication that does not solve the problem im having!!! oh my god just give me a fucking sleep medication instead of random other shit that *might* make me sleepy

this week is kicking my ass ughhhhh

nope, in pa

i do! i was in kindergarten and we got to leave school

I AM LITERALLY 29 IN REAL LIFE STFU

hamilton made it onto my top albums for the year i’m so cringe