Pretty sure the electric semi couldn't haul batteries. Ironically...

Vibecession continues apace.

But can AI really read the time off your analog wristwatch for you?

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

For the mission, definitely not fraud.

"aspirational"

Agreed.

Quantity is quality!

Gotta burn more money than you make to make money. Got it?

Or "about time"!

Is he blue now?

"Totally aboveboard"

But also disruptive food container technology.

imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone

That deeply compensatory name, tho...

"Beast Foundation"?!! Wow, truly beyond satire. It's just idiots all the way down...

Like I really want a tough-guy Panerai, but "dressier", and can't be caught dead spending so little.

'What Were You Thinking?' My friend Eric recently shared an iconic quote from the dotcom mania that is especially relevant to the equity market today. Scott McNealy was the CEO of Sun Microsystems, one of the darlings of that ...

But that's only 11.7x the true metric, WWYTs...

Would argue Twitter fell off, tho.

Worth it!

And it wasn't even fully priced in. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Been hearing for a while now that internships are the new NCG job. In tech.

Strong labor markets lead to populist cult leaders, QED.

Dispersion hasn't been a thing for a while, so it's no longer a thing, right?

‘It’s 10% in 17 Minutes’: Option-Trading Show Taps Into Retail Fever Day traders are packing theaters to learn complex trading strategies that were once reserved for Wall Street pros

‘On one of London’s hottest nights this year, about 350 people cram into a dark theater with no air conditioning to watch 68-year-old Tom Sosnoff trade options live.’ www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

Who knew that "born on third base; thinks [they] hit a triple" could describe a whole generation?

No one could have seen this coming.

Sadly, those vacation homes and yachts aren't gonna pay for themselves...