Bill

It’s not an exaggeration because there has to be some base truth you’re exaggerating, whereas this is simply nothing.

I’m on side “not the Nazi tattoo guy who keeps doing Nazi shit”

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

Spain's leader with a message that should be adopted by every top Democrat

Lyft driver drove a Tesla and wanted to talk international politics
Not to be overly dramatic but that was the most uncomfortable 12 minutes of my life

the kind of thing that gets played at a war crimes trial

I look forward to finding out whether Rep. Teixeira is (a) boring and useless or (b) vocally disgusting and evil and useless

So glad Trump talked Mamdani down off of his “reunite with the British” platform [Selena Meyer “haha what the fuck” dot gif]

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

One of Them can’t be named “Caroline Sunshine.” I simply will not make room for that in my brain

These libs let their kids wear masks on Halloween but don’t want government thugs to wear them while shooting nurses in the back. Hypocrisy much?

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

If anyone could literally kick cancer’s ass.

<bold> Is the US at war with Iran? </bold>
hey look over there, here are some bullet points that don't address that at all

@JoyceCarolOates X.com speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.

if “for sale, baby shoes, never worn” are the saddest six words, then “riding in a golf cart fatly” is the opposite of that

If anyone could literally kick cancer’s ass.

Shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times.

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

The lesson of this and the DEI lawsuit is that if you fight them in court, you will win. If you cave, you are a chump.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

It appears that a Polymarket account called "Magamyman" made $515,000 in a single day betting on last night's U.S. strike on Iran, with the first trade placed 71 minutes before the news broke publicly.

Hannibal Burress hahaha this sucks man dot gif

No he fucking hasn’t

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

💜

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

He puts the ball on the tee for you every day and every day you manage to hit yourself in the dick instead

Holy shit, what a tonedeaf and useless series of posts. Hope all your constituents see this bullshit before the primary.