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The NBA: We cannot allow our teams to celebrate vices, like our cities' premier strip clubs.

Also, the NBA: Brought to you by gambling companies DraftKings, FanDuel, BetMGM, and Fanatics Sportsbooks

No one has ever imagined a hell punishing enough.

Trump says he won’t sign any other bills until the SAVE Act is passed, which requires voters to show proof of citizenship with expensive documents like passports.

Reminder: noncitizen voting is already illegal and incredibly rare. This is about voter suppression, plain and simple.

You heard that right: Gavin Newsom says he doesn't support trans equality.

The director of Wild Rebels made a movie with one of the worst monster suits we’ve ever seen.

Let’s “Do The Jellyfish”— Sting of Death will be one of four movies riffed in The RiffTrax Experiments!

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Disgusting Islamophobia from a sitting member of Congress.

This hatred does not belong anywhere in American society – and it certainly does not belong in the halls of Congress.

Key Details of 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser’s Accounts Are Verified The newly corroborated details suggest the woman was truthful about numerous aspects of her life.

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she “cleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.

Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.

That’s probably the only one of the 10 I’ve seen! Very worth it.

Now, that’s just a pet food

“I’m not shirtless *enough*. I’m gonna take off my skin.”
(Track of the Moon Beast, MST3K 1007)

State Department Bypasses Congress to Send Israel More Than 20,000 Bombs

Unconscionable.

Congress needs to aggressively reassert its authority. Stop this illegal war from becoming even more deadly. Now we know it was likely a U.S. bomb that caused mass casualties at the girls' school in Iran.

No more of our taxpayer dollars funding this savagery.

This is like when conservatives respond to Epstein stuff with “oh so it’s illegal to have friends now?”

Every time he opens his mouth it’s like “I’m criming so goddamn many war crimes I almost can’t handle it! I say war, you say crimes! War!”

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Nick Swisher Field 👴

The Trump Administration can’t even impose its will on Minneapolis when the full force of the federal government was focused on it, but surely they will be able to pacify and remake Iran, a nation of 90 million people halfway around the world.

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

An under-discussed potential outcome of our being ruled by all the dumbest people alive is that they all just Darwin Awards themselves

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

flames, side of face etc

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

It’s not an exaggeration because there has to be some base truth you’re exaggerating, whereas this is simply nothing.

I’m on side “not the Nazi tattoo guy who keeps doing Nazi shit”

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

Spain's leader with a message that should be adopted by every top Democrat