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magma with wade amylings

@clawdiusartist78.bsky.social

#sth #amyrose #neometalsonic #metamy

ロックマン4のスカルマン。以前はリングマンと一緒にお出ししたので、単体のものを。

Portal comic. Chell is refusing to drink out of a giant Aperture Science branded hamster bottle. GLaDOS: Do you understand how generous I'm being here? I supplied you with the Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Suck-n-Sip™ because I thought you would LIKE it. I'm being NICE to you. Drink out of the bottle. Drink out of it NOW. GLaDOS: This is ridiculous. Test subjects usually LOVE the Suck-n-Sip™. Why is she being like this? Wheatley: I think she's just angry at you because she's on her period. You know how it is.

(There is a pause) GLaDOS: ... Holy shit. That was a really sexist thing you said just now. Wheatley: WHAT!?????? No! It isn't!!! How is it a sexism thing??? GLaDOS: Periods are often mostly a female human thing. Usually. Wheatley: No, all humans have periods! 100% of them! GLaDOS: No, they don't. Wheatley: You don't know that.

GLaDOS: Yes I... GLaDOS trails off in thought. Wheatley: Anyways, she's VISIBLY on her period. Absolutely dripping blood EVERYWHERE. They look at Chell. She has a nosebleed.

Wheatley and GLaDOS: Eww... Chell wipes her hands on her face, covering them in blood. She starts chasing them with her bloody hands.

Portal 2: The Blood Update

Amy Rose wants to battle! 🩷
#SonicTheHedgehog #PokemonDay #Pokemon30

I don't follow any real entertainment news accounts so sometimes I genuinely find things out from here. who the hell is toby jones

a game where you shoot birds? that'd never take off

Eight panels, each depicting a selfie-style snapshot of Tangle the Lemur interacting with characters from sonic: drinking tea with Vanilla the Rabbit, hugging a very stiff Kit the Fennec, running away from Surge the Tenrec, working out with Gemerl, bothering Jewel the Beetle as she does paperwork, posing with Belle the Tinkerer, sticking her tongue out at Clutch the Opossum, and putting an arm around Lanolin the Sheep, who struggles to muster a smile.

Here's a better look at the Tangle selfies I drew for today's Tails Tube!

"She has all green boxes in the judges scorecards, she's in contention for the gold!"

I'm a huge fan of sports and this is the time each 4 years I remember that Figure Skating exists, and it's beautiful.

You think she'll get the gold medal?

"Don't be sad, Shadow! Think of all the good times we had."
#smilingfriends

amy rose appreciation post!

#sonic #amyrose

TASVideos.org logo and front page in dark mode. Top is the original that says: "TASVideos Tool-assisted game movies When human skills are just not enough" Bottom says: "TASVideos Slopless Gamemaxxing human skill issue tbh"

nobody prepared you from the shock of seeing things you remember happening being posted on obscure trivia accounts

megaman artists.... i am coming for you... i will follow all of you on this platform.... and I will like all of the art....

Artwork of Honey the Cat. The background is based off the character select screen from Sonic the Fighters. Her name is displayed on the top of the border.

🟦 Heard it's Cat Day apparently.
Have Honey the Cat!
#SonicTheHedgehog #HoneyTheCat #SonicTheFighters

a flyer in a bar

lmao

incredible how much of Internet culture is held up by old TV shows that were popular but you're only vaguely aware of

Shadow & Rouge art 👀
#shadowthehedgehog
#rougethebat #sonicart

I'm not sure if it's this one but I love that one genesis version with the controller ports on it. it looks so goofy

putting 2 fans in an airtight enclosed space so they run out of air and it explodes or something >>>>>>

Wow Signal

oh god people are vagueposting what happened

a kirby air riders results screen where first place and 4th place have been switched. a notice in the middle reads: Tragically, CPU3 passed away during today's race. To honor them and their memory, they will be posthumously awarded the first place title. We understand this may upset the previously determined winner of the race. However, we feel it is important to treat all race participants with respect, and we have determined that this is the best way to show support to the deceased. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please refer to the Kirby Air Riders™ Health & Safety Guide for more information.

last night i had a dream where i was playing a race against cpus in kirby air riders and won, but there was a mechanic where one of the cpus could be randomly revealed to have died in the middle of the race and it would automatically give them first place

the kool aid in the kool aid man is probably watered down as fuck. don't drink from him #warning

I had a dream I was trapped in a goodwill for like a week and kept finding a bunch of cool shit, I think I found several cheap sega saturns

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

the worst one has gotta be "funtendo" imo