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๐Ÿ”ž MINORS DNF/DNI | she/her | 40s | bi | Yoonkook biased & OT7 4ever | #btsfics writer & reader | multi fan acct ๐Ÿ”ž i'm btsaudge in all the places (ao3, twitter, tumblr, discord)

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to celebrate the 2 years anniversary of D-DAY the final here's a small compilation of yoongi on backstage

#DDAY_Final_2nd_Anniversary
#๋””ํŒŒ์ฝ˜2์ฃผ๋…„์ถ•ํ•˜ํ•ด
#AgustD #SUGA #์Šˆ๊ฐ€ #AgustD #ใ‚ทใƒฅใ‚ฌ #๋ฏผ์œค๊ธฐ

05.08.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i can see and it doesn't have a label on it

05.08.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shout out to the entire generation of overachieving eldest daughters with undiagnosed ADHD who got shoved into the gifted & talented program based on test scores & then had folks demanding "why aren't you living up to your potential" for 20 years, I hope you're having a great day friends

04.08.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
wip of yoongi as persephone

wip of yoongi as persephone

here's a glimpse, i hope bsky doesn't wreck the quality too much. but it was basically an excuse to give him very red lips flush with pomegranate juice (pls ignore my very lazy suggestion of flowers, that will change lmao)

08.02.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, come on

05.08.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can't deal with hot, earring wearing seokjin eating on a glass table where all i can see is CROTCH.

05.08.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿน still feels like thereโ€™s some stuff on my hands
๐Ÿน ahh, i got old, old, my body isโ€”(unintelligible)
๐Ÿน ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŒ•
๐Ÿน iโ€™m gonna wipe (my hands) with this then go to the bathroom and wash it again
๐Ÿน if youโ€™re someone that thinks iโ€™m dirty, thatโ€™s a โ€œno-noโ€ thought
๐Ÿน thank you for the meal!

him cleaning ๐Ÿ˜Œ

05.08.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
โ€ขfor ex today the water pressure was so strong that it got everywhere and i was so tired i didn't dodge it ๐Ÿซ and in some places where it has touch sensors i...don't know where the sensors are๐Ÿ˜ณ
โ€ขid put the crab in my jin ramen if i were home
โ€ขi wonder what my members are doing :eats crab: is prob lowkey sad they're not commenting in his live ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜“
โ€ขis happy his hands don't smell like crab cuz he'd worn gloves ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

โ€ขfor ex today the water pressure was so strong that it got everywhere and i was so tired i didn't dodge it ๐Ÿซ and in some places where it has touch sensors i...don't know where the sensors are๐Ÿ˜ณ โ€ขid put the crab in my jin ramen if i were home โ€ขi wonder what my members are doing :eats crab: is prob lowkey sad they're not commenting in his live ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜“ โ€ขis happy his hands don't smell like crab cuz he'd worn gloves ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

โ€ขi didn't weigh myself in the US but i weighed myself here in London - 61kg
โ€ขim sad it's ending soon eh but nothing lasts forever so its okay (i love this attitude in jin)
โ€ขty for playing w me and for regarding me so preciously ๐Ÿ˜‚
"ilubyou" 
~fin~

โ€ขi didn't weigh myself in the US but i weighed myself here in London - 61kg โ€ขim sad it's ending soon eh but nothing lasts forever so its okay (i love this attitude in jin) โ€ขty for playing w me and for regarding me so preciously ๐Ÿ˜‚ "ilubyou" ~fin~

BTS jin eating crab

BTS jin eating crab

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our cutiest fluffiest eldest bb hamster princess is exhausted but giving his all every time~

if you're able - please jumpjump* when he comes to see you ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿป

#btstranslations #bts #btsjin #runjineptour

05.08.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€ขi'm jet lagged so everything's off... can't digest well. i'm getting ol. ::struggles to snap crab:: i'm normally not this weak
โ€ขwe got another "yommy"๐Ÿค๐Ÿป ๐Ÿฅฐi love when he says this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
โ€ข"it was so nice to be back at this familiar venue again"
โ€ขopens the sauce ๐Ÿ˜Ÿcloses the sauce ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
โ€ข"ugh the weird alien outfit came out for super tuna - i was worried what if the fans don't like it ..but yall liked it SO much" 
โ€ขfiddles w crab legs and strategizes for optimal crab destruction ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

โ€ขi'm jet lagged so everything's off... can't digest well. i'm getting ol. ::struggles to snap crab:: i'm normally not this weak โ€ขwe got another "yommy"๐Ÿค๐Ÿป ๐Ÿฅฐi love when he says this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป โ€ข"it was so nice to be back at this familiar venue again" โ€ขopens the sauce ๐Ÿ˜Ÿcloses the sauce ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€ข"ugh the weird alien outfit came out for super tuna - i was worried what if the fans don't like it ..but yall liked it SO much" โ€ขfiddles w crab legs and strategizes for optimal crab destruction ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

โ€ขnow my room is gonna smell like crab ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ฉughhh
โ€ขi wore a new gucci outfit today
โ€ขjin w this earring & his shoulders & his tiny yommyyommies is making me die.
โ€ขi only have 3 concerts left
โ€ขi should've learned more piano but i only played maple story ๐Ÿ˜žsry next time ill learn more piano to show you all next time - but then ...idk when i'd have the chance to show you
โ€ขYOMMY!
โ€ขi'm on like a multi country tour right.. and all the bathrooms are so diff from place to place - it's exciting each time~
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

โ€ขnow my room is gonna smell like crab ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ฉughhh โ€ขi wore a new gucci outfit today โ€ขjin w this earring & his shoulders & his tiny yommyyommies is making me die. โ€ขi only have 3 concerts left โ€ขi should've learned more piano but i only played maple story ๐Ÿ˜žsry next time ill learn more piano to show you all next time - but then ...idk when i'd have the chance to show you โ€ขYOMMY! โ€ขi'm on like a multi country tour right.. and all the bathrooms are so diff from place to place - it's exciting each time~ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

BTS Jin eating crab

BTS Jin eating crab

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05.08.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”ดโœจ
โ€ขvery jetlagged & tired
โ€ขnow deeply empathizes w j-hope's exhaustion, doing lives after concert
โ€ขsurprised by how many men came out for the london crowd
โ€ขlondon sang along w so many songs but was teeny bit lacking on the jumpjumps๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿค๐Ÿป but blames it on himself for not driving up the vibe to get the crowd whipped up to that point >.< "i should've asked more directly but missed the timing so i didn't ask & kept regretting. i should've asked - maybe yall would've had more fun then" ๐Ÿฅบ
โ€ขdinner=๐Ÿฆ€
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”ดโœจ โ€ขvery jetlagged & tired โ€ขnow deeply empathizes w j-hope's exhaustion, doing lives after concert โ€ขsurprised by how many men came out for the london crowd โ€ขlondon sang along w so many songs but was teeny bit lacking on the jumpjumps๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿค๐Ÿป but blames it on himself for not driving up the vibe to get the crowd whipped up to that point >.< "i should've asked more directly but missed the timing so i didn't ask & kept regretting. i should've asked - maybe yall would've had more fun then" ๐Ÿฅบ โ€ขdinner=๐Ÿฆ€ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

"if im gonna eat w gloves on. must i wash my hands? of course im gonna ...but MUST I? brb" :washes hands:
โ€ข"i used to do fan touches but then there were fans that grabbed my hand - then it becomes unsafe for the others w their hands out and for myself too. so i had to stop. i can't be the cause of someone else potentially getting hurt so although i want to / i know you want me to - i wont be doing that so im sorry" ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ญ <๐Ÿ˜กat the individual asshats that ruin experiences for everyone>
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

"if im gonna eat w gloves on. must i wash my hands? of course im gonna ...but MUST I? brb" :washes hands: โ€ข"i used to do fan touches but then there were fans that grabbed my hand - then it becomes unsafe for the others w their hands out and for myself too. so i had to stop. i can't be the cause of someone else potentially getting hurt so although i want to / i know you want me to - i wont be doing that so im sorry" ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ญ <๐Ÿ˜กat the individual asshats that ruin experiences for everyone> ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

BTS Jin whining and wiping his hands

BTS Jin whining and wiping his hands

๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”ดโœจLive Highlights

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05.08.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

please, let me sit on it? just once.

05.08.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A lot of men came. So I was surprised.

A lot of men came. So I was surprised.

you know, i have two ways to comment on this ๐Ÿคญ

05.08.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

God, this makes me want another good ass seafood boil

05.08.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Iโ€™d think trying to expel every single Democrat would move the public protests from โ€œpolite marchesโ€ to โ€œopen civil warโ€

05.08.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 368    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

"Appeasement but smart" is an incredibly stupid idea.

05.08.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine sitting around a table dreaming about bootlicking

05.08.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1849    ๐Ÿ” 343    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Oh this one fucking hurts

05.08.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 908    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards

05.08.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3644    ๐Ÿ” 1188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

We're ending our day with a rock, paper, scissors tournament, and all I can think about is Bangtan ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.08.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, how often am I actually gonna have the opportunity to take a bite out of Tannie armpit? If forced to choose, I'm picking armpit.

05.08.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was soooooooooooooo good.

05.08.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My lunch plate with fried chicken, mac and cheese, and fried potatoes.

My lunch plate with fried chicken, mac and cheese, and fried potatoes.

ya'll, i am drooling

05.08.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sign with flamingos on each side that says "Reserved for Ms. (name blanked out)."

Sign with flamingos on each side that says "Reserved for Ms. (name blanked out)."

When the librarian likes you, you get a reserved seat with a comfy chair.

05.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TXT Yeonjun

๐Ÿ“ท x/meiko_e

05.08.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Yeah, because Hobi posted it with a Tyler the Creator song over the top of the whole photo/video dump on Insta ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my soul is glowing seeing Yoongi making music again ๐Ÿ’œ

05.08.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be the perfect way to complete the nerdiness of the ensemble

05.08.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope heโ€™s wearing jorts with this outfit like it deserves. ๐Ÿค“

05.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the way i knew this was yoongi immediately cause i recognised his hands

05.08.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’œโฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽธโ€ผ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ

05.08.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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