familiar

non consensual violence like sure I guess

yeah and they have nothing to give u quarters with! go annoy the bank into giving u more quarter rolls u dumb fuck

thank god we're leaving if I have to pay 12 fucking dollars every time I do laundry I'm gonna start killing

landlord: provides no extra services
landlord: that will be 200 more dollars a month in rent please. also the washer and dryers cost one full extra dollar each. don't worry though you get 3 more minutes in the dryer. you're welcome

there are so many easier ones I could be going for but now i just don't want to let aha win. it's been 2 days

she is trying to get an achievement on elation path of swarm disaster

okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video

i would do it again yanqing. not for malice. but for 5 stellar jades.

achievement hunting in hsr and there were a bunch that required killing yanqing with different characters and when i finished the last one he dms me "hey uh can we fucking talk"

I'm getting on the comms and I'm gaslighting them. that other group just got taken by surprise. they weren't following orders. you're just built different. it is not a problem with me having a hard time controlling more than 12 guys at once

it's just like tommy wiseau said. everyone betray me I am fed up with this world

the leader is COOKING. you do not have the right to ENTER THE KITCHEN

jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"

god forbid women do anything

Três esqueletos vestidos de gangster com metralhadoras em punho arrombam uma porta e assustam três pessoas dentro de uma casa "THEY'VE UNSPOILERED IT! RATTLE 'EM BOYS!"

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

yay :)

hah. whale. disgusting. (has also spent money on the game)

YouTube video by Lily K anomaly arbitration 3.6 dot 4 cycle

new game mode is fun if u have brain damage for this game. thankfully I do have that brain damage I retried so many times for the stupid silver icon border just so I didn't lose to the whale on my friends list it was fun I rly like it
youtu.be/AyBOJUee21U

seeing a piece of cheese in a mouse trap wow the devs rly listen and care

like u ppl rly should notice the cycle at some point right they only are being nice to get u onboard and invested none of these games care about u they are literal gambling games u just keep forgetting every time a new one dangles some keys

rly funny that bc I have gacha autism I'm following a bunch of gacha content creators and I just get to watch the endless cycle of "wow new flashy gacha" "wow the devs rly listen and care" "what the fuck the devs are doing predatory stuff" "wow new flashy gacha"

the real hsr endgame isn't 3 star clearing moc 12 it's 3 star clearing moc 10 with ur shitty low invest teams

if castorice gets pregnant she gets abortions for free

been more amenable to getting a dog recently too. for the same reason.

on the one hand putting out halloween candy at the beginning of august was fucked but actually I have changed my mind on seasonal things happening too early bc the starbucks has pumpkin spice bs again. and I am a white woman.