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I’m here, mentally

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids https://theonion.com/2-year-old-unaware-he-s-basis-for-6-couples-decisions-1819579578/

I’ve been complimented on my dancing most often when I’m sad.

That’s lead me to the mantra, “I dance beautifully when I’m sad.” (It helps on performance nights!)

Truth is, the emotions are communicated through intentional movement. The beauty exists in the story being told by my body.

It’s good to feel trusted by my neighbor. 🐿️

Tonight, my arabesque was good enough to be used as a model for Jazz class!

Ten years ago, I didn’t even know WTF an arabesque was!

Will someone please clap for me?

Personal Belief:

I help my friends move. If I’m unable to be there or physically lift some boxes, I’ll send money or food.

If anyone falls under the “ain’t no way in hell” category for helping them move, we ain’t friends!

A tan woman with tattoos stands in front of a bathtub flexing her arms. She is wearing a white shirt that reads “Thick” and black panties.

Feeling thick today 😎

Don't fake orgasms.

Make sure he knows he can't fuck

Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.

- Zelda Fitzgerald

The best thing you can do for your non-monogamous journey is learn not to take things personally - especially when it comes to what your partner is doing with other people.

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

At grocery checkouts, I clock the speed of the cashier instead of worrying about the line. It’s served me well.

Do some of y’all do that?

Trying to find a PHOTOGRAPHER to collaborate with because I’m tired of doing everything my damned self! I don’t wish self-teach a fitty-levenTH skill.

I want an artist behind the lens who knows how to light my Black ass! Please DM your RATES and PORTFOLIO for HEADSHOTS and BOUDOIR shoots. 📸

Witch Hazel! I’ve sworn by its many uses for years, including when I was a teenager and used it for pimples.

If your only motivation to have sex with someone is their looks, I am unsurprised when you complain that the sex was less than stellar. Physical attractiveness is subjective and rarely indicative of sexual compatibility. I’d rather fuck based on vibes!

Reminds me of a Mental Health First Aid course I attended. They kept suggesting when you call 5-0 for a wellness check that you ask for a cop with mental healthcare training. You know, like 911 is DoorDash and we can “order” specific types of cops to come out. 🙄

I want to get some new headshots and bodyshots (nudes) in 2026.

#BayArea What photographers do you recommend for both types of shoots?

Nudes: I want to collaborate and create some art!

Headshots: my last set is from 2022 and I just don’t look like that anymore!

I still smile fondly at the time I kissed someone and she gleefully said, “You kiss like a girl!” 🫠💜🙃

My brain while walking down the street…

Never trust a candy bar on the street because that’s not chocolate!

Always trust a big butt and a smile because they might rock it!

Few things make me feel more like a proper adult than having both the means and proactive planning capabilities to send my mom flowers to be delivered a month from now on her birthday.

Training always teaches me about myself. TIL that I run harder when I lift weights first. When I try to run before lifting, I rarely push myself on the run.

Lesson? After I’ve lifted and carried all I can, I’m still able to GTFO of danger fast! (I’ll unpack this in therapy later.)

Rehearsals for the Urban Jazz Dance Company’s 2026 season have started! So, I’ll be posting about training in the gym and in the dance studio. I’m choosing to share about the work that brings me joy, the work that moves my body with intention. I promise not to be obnoxious about it. 💜

Thank you! Sauna soon?

While I didn’t make the final list, I’VE BEEN MARKED AS A BACKUP! 🥳

I learned about a voice acting audition a few hours before the deadline. I read the script, rehearsed, recorded on my phone, and submitted inside of two hours.

There were 900+ submissions and mine is moving forward into the 2nd round of review!

🤯🥹🫠

The last 6 weeks, I’ve been trying to get my 5K time under 30 mins - something I haven’t done in almost a decade.

Today, I ran 5K in 29:53!

2025 was — according to Chinese zodiac — my Ben Ming Nian (own zodiac year), a time of potential challenge but also transformation.

That’s been true for every 12th year of my life! I’m not Chinese. I know v little about astrology. But, it feels good to have an experience validated by the ✨universe✨

Do we still celebrate our wins on social media?

Can that be done on SM without coming off as shaming those who did not have the same type of win?

Can we show each other how we’re built without turning it into “I’m just built different?”

What’s your preferred way of training your brain? Puzzles? Choreographed movement? Memory challenges to see how long you can hold information in your head?

Manifesting the next trend ✨

Organic Intelligence or O-I

An intentional resistance to the notion that making machines artificially intelligent will benefit us by actively making ourselves more intelligent.

Less AI
More OI