C.J.

Kristi Noem is a bird legged ho

I hope that song is stuck in y’all’s heads now too.

That photo of you looks so damn good.

It’s a close battle between 3 and 5 for me.

Looking forward to it.

Was I supposed to read this in Johnny Cash’s voice as he sings to the tune of that one Depeche Mode song?

Cause I definitely just did.

Damn I am high.

I’ve seen enough. It’s time to shut the humanity experiment down. Good luck to the cockroaches who inherit our irradiated remains.

And this is how I find out that Adam Baldwin sucks. Dammit.

Some Iranian outlets are calling the U.S. "The Pedophile Regime" and

1) I am so ashamed for my country, and

2) Democrats, you are so fucking weak that I am pointing out to you the Iranian government for its courageous speech and truth telling.

Had to throw away an almost completely full giant size box of apple cinnamon Cheerios this morning.

Thanks, ants. You fucking assholes.

Photo of my old golden retriever, Shadow. Aka the world’s best boy.

I’m pretty sure my old golden retriever was a stoner in his past life. Shadow was as sweet as could be, but could also be ridiculously dumb. Like smacked his head on a coffee table 7 times in a row once before he realized he had to move over to stand up from under it.

Still miss him.

Personally I’d want to see them take over Long Beach from IndyCar.

But they keep Stadium Supertrucks as the support race.

Only five women have ever entered a #Formula1 race, and in honor of #WomensHistoryMonth, I'm celebrating every single one of them. Today, we remember Lella Lombardi — the only woman to score points in #F1 , and the first openly LGBTQ+ person in the paddock!

#lellalombardi #womeninf1

The middle of my little sisters was in a car accident yesterday. She’s fine, just a little shook up. She called me today to talk to me about it, and said “I love you” at the end.

I honestly don’t remember the last time anyone in my family has said that to me.

It’s Friday night, I’m home from the bar, out in my garage. Working on my motorcycle, listening to some Lucero, and getting high.

Life is real fucking good right now.

Good night.

Hopefully they’re better than Deegan’s dipshit spawn

I’m so sorry, that’s hard.

I’ve been no contact with my parents for a while now as well.

Man I feel old.

Best I can do is a good swaddling.

Yeah the fact that Tony Hawk is a grandpa is just wild to me.

Yeah it threw me a bit seeing all of them so grown up.

<3

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Out of food.

Job apps out, hopeful. Trying really hard since my mom passed. Still short.

I need help for March. Please share, any bit helps. Apps best

$200 rent
$100 phone/food

Cashapp- cash.app/$ryantrav
Venmo- venmo.com/Ryan-Travis23
PayPal- @ ryantravis33

gofund.me/5a4eb25c3

#gofundme

Photo of a damaged timing belt support bearing on a Ducati Scrambler’s engine.

Took my Ducati apart to do the timing belts and realized that one of the bearings holding the timing belt support is completely fucked. And the only way to get that part is to order it from Italy.

Goddammit.

It looks fantastic

Thank you ❤️

Thank you Keira ❤️

No cheating: your last saved pic of a celeb is your therapist.

F1 driver Nico Hulkenberg? Yeah I’m not mad about it.

Photo of the gas tank and handlebars of OP’s motorcycle.

Someone on my way to work cut across 3 lanes without signaling and almost took my front end off. I gotta admit I was almost tempted to not hit my brakes, but I didn’t have my GoPro and he was in a 10 yr old minivan, so…no payout for me today.

Dammit.

You absolutely are not

Maybe it’d be better if I wasn’t here.