Noir Dragon

hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up

yes, they’re skeets - jay pleaded with everyone not to call them that, which locked the term in immediately

you are on step 2 of this cycle

yessssssssss~

what about albino squirrels?

used to have one in my back yard for a year or so, and then it was gone.

don't know what happened to it, was always a treat to see it out there with the other squirrels.

my posts are like if you gave a bsky code to your mom, but your mom took lsd

introduce yourself with
one book
one album
one movie

i'm not alt-right or alt-left.

i'm alt-human.

i can't really recall a time in my life when i really felt in sync with humanity.

i always felt like an outsider looking in, and for the most part that hasn't changed.

press on vagina

reskeet with a line from an old tv commercial

"my bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r"

doesn't everyone?

if not, that's a bit weird...

The dead don't die, the ❤️ still beats
Head held high, I haunt these streets
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die
Knock me down 6 ft deep
1 more round, no reprieve
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times
u can try, u can try, but the dead don't die

i'm not okay w/all the money the us is sending to the ukraine. i do think putin is a stalin wannabe, but zelenskyy is a putz. both leaders are to blame for this situation, and i feel lousy for all the innocent citizens of both nations who are getting caught in the crossfire

i'm so pale i make casper the friendly ghost look like he's got a tan

Jack Dorsey looks like the kind of guy who swears he's not a prepper, but has a networked system of underground fallout shelters with enough supplies for two centuries if it's just him using them.

it had to happen at some point

and sometimes I enjoy taking things totally out of context, shaking them up, and tossing them out to see what falls in the board ;)

somebody toss me a bag

i love many veggies, and heart blowing bubbles

i see youuuuu

encore!

And for my first trick in this new social media platform…. I will disappear! ✨

were we supposed to ask first?

Alright trying something new here on this site! Just a lil artist here getting back into the swing of things 😌💚

now that I've got the ole profile lookin like I want, some deets

straight/sub/polyamorous
american
politically exhausted
incorrigible
wonky/abnormal/askew

It's also a great tune by Bring Me The Horizon. https://youtu.be/racmy7Y9P4M

my husband is a dom, and i'm also a swa, but he prefers his subs to have a mind of their own, it makes their submission that much more delicious. he also doesn't require his subs to show respect or be submissive to other doms just cuz they're doms.

"she's so standoffish and cold"

that was so you couldn't learn anything about my abuse, so you could use it against me, or to further hurt me with, because none of y'all can be trusted.

:|

being that I'm a dragon, i walk the dinosaur like you ain't never seen

me: I couldn't possibly eat anymore
person handing me a baby: what