When the Boer Johan x Marilyn (who was younger than all the other women who wrote in for him) scandal happened I felt like I was doing important work reporting on it live (weeks later when I managed to watch)

I was just always looking for him at the beach or the saloon while carrying around duck feathers and/or a pomegranate from my tree

See I can't do mean boys even in life which is why I exclusively date Leah or Elliott (they're both sweeties)

You're so strong I was so put off by how rude he is at first😭

So I will be repeating any longer than two-tweet gags/threads on here including my plan to share all my bfs theories of shows (new and old) that we're watching

A few years ago I used to live tweet Boer Soek n Vrou and that's the only part of my 12 year old account I wish I could preserve when I eventually nuke my twitter acc

A years long viewing of a dating show about Afrikaans farmers that had NO subs until recently. Rip that thread

I'm freshly post- community centre repair and I'm walking around with enduring guilt that I've made this man unemployed

PopCrave: "Suspect in the murder of United Health CEO stuns in new photos"

Since there’s a new Regina Spektor album out today, I guess I will share again that 15 years ago she broke my heart by revealing very open support for genocidal anti-Palestinian violence

It's the same irritation I also had when I felt extremely sad and listless recently, then went to the gym and felt less like the world was ending afterwards.

I've been having lots of sleep -related issues lately (when it gets busy at work I draft in a way that throws my circadian rhythm off). One of the "sleep hygiene" tips I saw online was getting actual sunlight in the day.

So now, I'm sitting outside in the sun. It's lovely. I'm furious.

Joining Bluesky is like moving to Stars Hollow from Gotham City

I've been enjoying his groupings of recipes in FLAVOUR because they're all centred around techniques vs the course you're in

Every time someone goes "So how's it going?" I just respond with "It's year end so...."

I don't have to finish the sentence because it's both so busy I can't think about it but dragging on to the end of the year and everyone is feeling it.

I'm very excited!

Friend is this for your spritzer tomorrow? I am planning on a run to the shops this afternoon for all my ingredients

i bring a “this girl will not shut tf up about this tv show that stopped airing in 2017” vibe to the function that not everyone seems to appreciate

I'll text you the guide I used to walk me through it!!

I used that sky bridge extension to follow people from Twitter (that I followed) on here without having to individually search and it has made scrolling a lot more enjoyable vs when I created this account ages ago and did nothing with it

Mix complete.

#SEVERANCE

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Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.

If you're seeing "Invalid Handle" on your profile, this should resolve on its own — thanks for your patience!! 🦋