Cattlesnake

hey dad deoxys is outside

it’s the cold

BREAKING: After years of litigation led by Campaign Legal Center on behalf of our clients, Utah voters finally will have a fair congressional map. The court rejected lawmakers' latest gerrymandered map and ordered implementation of a fair map in time for the 2026 midterms.

Carly Rae Jepsen wielding Mega Baxcalibur from Pokemon Legends Z-A as a sword during Cut to the Feeling Someone on put a Baxcalibur image over Carly Rae Jensen’s actual sword

THE QUEEN OF LUMIOSE

haven't heard that name in years... 🚬

Primaries for senators

#NHPolitics

Shaheen is retiring, but you can help channel your frustration by helping to oppose her daughter Stefany from winning the NH-01 primary and denying Chris Pappas Shaheen's seat by supporting @karishmaforsenate.bsky.social instead.

Consider Urruita or Beriont for -01

And FUCK chairman Ray Buckley.

Paying respects at the cop slide

Need a button that says I divorced HIM

I think (?) that was a date? Dude seemed to act like I was going to eat him alive.

I mean I would dont get me wrong but I guess thats how it be

VERY fast hampter running at incredible hihg speed

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

im like 86% sure i was standing behind rachel dratch on the escalator at the train station

amy schumer early voting for cuomo and posting to her insta story about it

EAT SHIT AMY SCHUMER

a close up of a cartoon character with a purple shirt and yellow hair ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a purple shirt and yellow hair

TURN THE VOLUME UP

Sliwa staying in the race so Mamdani could win

amazing things happening in the cuomo watch party stream right now, as I Need A Hero plays

The Day is near

Three urinals in the men's room, each with a small digital screen above it showing the Cuomo campaign logo.

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

ive been thinking about a lot more lately how there will be a time in the future where all of this will be in the past and we will have become weathered and wiser

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

BREAKING NEWS: Will Smith SLAPS Chris Rock LIVE ON STAGE at the Oscars. 🚨

We did it for you Dick Cheney

Bluesky rn

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

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