Ash, the right honourable sloth

When they send the stormtroops i plan to tell ‘em im an ille-gul from someplace that speaks French. I’ve always wanted to learn French.

“.. internal strategy documents viewed by The New York Times reveal that Amazon executives believe the company is on the cusp of its next big workplace shift: replacing more than half a million jobs with robots.”

@nytimes.com $AMZN
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/t...

lolawgs

Anyone who said hello to #Epstein after 2008 at the very least *tolerates* p@edophilia #truefacts

Florida: Net ACA benchmark silver plan premiums 2025 vs 2026

Here's some examples of what those 4.5 MILLION Floridians are looking at in terms of net rate hikes.

These assume they're enrolled in the benchmark Silver plan each year & that their income, household makeup etc. all remain the same year over year.

Exhibit #350 showing how 🥭 absolutely despises his voters.

Good to see this getting coverage but California is NOT the largest #ACA market in spite of having the largest population. FLORIDA is.

Over 4.5 MILLION Floridians are enrolled in ACA individual market coverage, and nearly all of them are heavily subsidized right now.

acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...

Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.

Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.

Zuck deposited $38.36 into my bank account last night. Take THAT high prices!

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Carl Sagan argued that Pluto should not count as a planet because it is "a poor man's Neptune.

That's harsh.

I took Geology in undergrad, can confirm

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

The result will be genuine human suffering as a result of dressing a fallible, experimental intelligence up as an authoritative source of information. People will be inspired to harm themselves or others, all while their ideas and likenesses are counterfeited and monetized, all so that wealthy executives can tell the world - and Wall Street - that their companies are "innovative."

I was pretty late to covering AI but seemed to get it right in February 2023
www.wheresyoured.at/degenerative...

Trump says he’s designating Antifa as a terrorist organization | CNN Politics President Donald Trump said he is designating the far-left anti-fascism movement Antifa as a terrorist organization, announcing the move on his Truth Social platform in the early hours of Thursday mor...

Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”.

They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left.

This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up.

www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...

“Don’t let any man into your cab, your home, or your heart, unless he is a friend of sloths.” -Jimmy Slotha

I knew it!!

Scientific objectivity is a myth – cultural values and beliefs always influence science and the people who do it Cultural ideas are inextricably entwined with the people who do science, the questions they ask, the assumptions they hold and the conclusions they land on.

The myth of scientific objectivity hides the truth that every experiment is influenced by cultural values, assumptions and beliefs – and that actually hurts the search for truth

Analysis:
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Wife: Happy Fathers Day, honey!! Today is all about *you* what do you want to do for *your* day?

Me: to just relax tbh, hit my recliner, couple beers, watch the last round of the golf, maybe order something off instacart. You know just normal chill sloth stuff

My living room, 4 hours later:

a man in a blue uniform says sorry folks the park is closed ALT: a man in a blue uniform says sorry folks the park is closed

Sorry, the SCOTUS is bought and paid for. The moose out front should have told ya.

A quarter of ESPN’s talent cut loose so they could pay this insufferable turd not to leave.

Also not very surprising

> Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered the Navy to take the rare step of renaming a ship

to USS Jack Daniels

when you're a chickenhawk they let you do it

Who did this? 😂

Well we know his number for “how many 5 year olds” I reckon

Zoom chat is not as bad as I was told