K. Thor Jensen

self-made hell that, funnily enough, creates hell for everybody else too

YEP. Not catching the rise is viewed 100000x worse than getting stuck holding the bag in the dip

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

It is wild that ANYBODY fell for Mike Benz’s shtick but people listen to what they want to hear

I honestly believe this tweet will be my greatest lasting contribution to moral philosophy

Would you rather: swallow every fingernail you’ve ever clipped in your life, or take every single phone call that comes in for the next year?

They’re spectacular but eating them in Japan will ruin you for them here because in Japan they cost like a dollar and thirty cents.

The infamous intro to Bad Dudes, but the speech has been clumsily edited so that it now reads "The president is a bad dude. shit"

He’s pretty great!

extremely nerds voice: my workflows

My “I wish people would read more” wish on this monkey’s paw surely won’t

VOID 1680 AM by Bannerless Games A solo playlist building game about being a lone voice in the dark.

Hey, friends. Three years ago today I released VOID 1680 AM, the response to which legitimately changed my life.

I've added 100 community copies free to download. Become the late-night radio DJ of your dreams and build a playlist tied to your history with music here: bannerless.games/voidam

بوچی (Bucci shirt) بوچی - semiaquatic mammalian rodent, in Persian commonly called sag-e ābī (lit. “aquatic dog”), no longer extant in Iran

sorry to repost, I completely forgot to clean the font

shop.sendusyourmoney.com

The Earth Is Dying For Your Sins by kthorjensen Bootlegged from 1970s "Right-On" vinyl sticker design. If they only knew!

New shirt. Boy we really didn't learn anything in the last 55 years, huh? www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8869...

At the intersection of fedposting and hornyposting is where I will build my church

Jake Tapper enlist bitch challenge

This is not a promise of future free Pokémon cards for wearing one of my shirts, but it does demonstrate the effect they can have

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

only when it’s cooked

A screenshot from Kamen Rider Build.

An image from the announcement for S.H. Figuarts Kamen Rider Cross-Z Magma. The description has been machine translated and contains the sentence "My magma gets fucked!"

Cross-Z Magma's cool as hell and all, but seeing its debut again is just reminding me of when the Cross-Z Magma Figuarts announcement had "My magma gets fucked!" as part of the automatic translation.

Perfect cat DIO and his potato

Bedtime

ooh girl I want you to crush me ‘neath a plinth

This is maniac behavior BUT: his ass, his choice

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Estates Nevada is selling off Jim Blake’s estate (www.brenttaylorfuneraldirectors.com/obituaries/J...) and it’s just full of treasures

A watercolor painting of pro wrestler Ploughboy Frazier done in a style you could describe as “UPA Cubism”

Watercolor painting of Ploughboy Frazier, unknown artist, signed to Jerry Lawler, now mine

Tyra Banks ice cream, but make it hot

No Child Left Behind II: No Child Left Alive

Stephan Geering @stephangeering.bsky.social Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

Mad funny to disable both quotes and replies here. Just delete it dude!

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right