btw guys we didn’t have a data breach, we sold your data to china
30.12.2024 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@optis.bsky.social
Joke account run by dumbfoxfurry.bsky.social Don’t take a single thing here seriously
btw guys we didn’t have a data breach, we sold your data to china
30.12.2024 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nah we’re spending company funds on wine instead of actually solving our problems 😎
29.12.2024 06:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We sold it to China
29.12.2024 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least a carrier pigeon won’t have an Australia wide outage!
29.12.2024 06:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I will shove a 5G cell tower up your asshole
29.12.2024 06:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Enough for your phone to have service but no 4G
29.12.2024 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The shutdown of 3G affects your 4G/5G devices..
Why? Because we want you to buy from us and us only!
With Optus, you’ll never have to worry about scammers… because you won’t even have good enough service to receive calls!
29.12.2024 06:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Switch to Optus, where we have coverage so shitty that you can’t make a phone call when there’s a cell tower >1km away
26.12.2024 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shove it up your arse
26.12.2024 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We care very much about the cost of living crisis happening in Australia..
That’s why we increased the prices for our prepaid plans!
Got last year’s iPhone model like a BROKIE?! 😂🫵
Trade it in for an iPhone that they literally only changed the cameras on! (And get some useless perks while doing so)
Got a problem? Contact our support agents at www.optus.com.au/support/cont...
We won’t help you!
When we had an outage last year we decided to show that we were (not) sorry by giving y’all free data!
Why are people still mad at us?! It’s not like we crippled their businesses and put many lives in danger..