Dave Caldwell

I would absolutely go if you can. New Zealand is a beautiful country.

This is amazing.

Or something.

It got cut from the budget.

It would require them giving up some of their hoarded wealth. It’s pathetic.

I will never understand how people can sit on millions or billions of dollars and not use that money to help the less fortunate. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.

It makes me sad that you never got to see him. He was an incredible human being and unbelievably hilarious.

One of the best books I’ve ever read was Robert Schimmel’s book Cancer On $5 A Day, Chemo Not Included. He was one of my all time favorite comedians. I bought the book the day it was released and read it from cover to cover that night. It’s such a powerful book.

I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Kumail Nanjiana is so funny.

YouTube video by Adam Cayton-Holland Safety First

New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.

Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!

Give it a spin, and share!

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Screenshot of ticket receipt showing two seats in Row M at the McDonald Theater on 10/25/25 in Eugene costing $58 each.

@mariabamford.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social
I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!

My phone number must have been caught up in another breach or something. Last night I received three SPAM text messages in rapid succession and this morning I’ve received close to 10 of them. It’s so annoying.

Do we need to come and search your yard? Haha

Unfollow. Haha

Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.

Youre close. Circumcision causes autism. So, removing the bologna from around the penis?

At least I think I saw some posts saying that. But it doesn’t seem that far fetched in this current hell.

Get off my lawn!

I’m glad I’ve never tried barbituates. Haha

Congratulations! That’s a big step.

This is awesome.

American Escapee (@americanescapee) Yeah, this is why I don’t wave the flag.

Welcome to “America.” I dont know if you can watch this if you arent on substack but if you are it speaks volumes.
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My brain has a rule that the morning’s coffee has to be piping hot but in the afternoon is when I can have iced coffee.

Halloween skeleton sitting in doctors waiting room chair, wearing blue scrubs and a mask while reading a magazine.

Getting my monthly B12 shot this morning.

“Just give grace. People are exhausted by life right now.”

I got to see Kumail Nanjiani several years ago at a comedy club and I laughed my head off. This special is going to be amazing.

I think Rock Island closed a long time ago.

Being a former Mormon 🤮 I can’t stop laughing at this.

The majority of the UN walked out of the General Assembly hall as Netanyahu, representing Israel, tried to brag about his criminal actions in Gaza and the region, loud booing ensued leaving Netanyahu visibly shaking in anger.