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Actor & writer & Sir Desmond Stirling etc. Tried to kill five Doctor Whos so far. Represented by Wig & Pen Associates Podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-keetch Spotlight https://www.spotlight.com/7411-6722-3035
12.12.2025 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“Now keep this in mind
Fisher hates gravel
And Fisher hates shale
It goes right through him”
#totp
Christmas Day 1988 my mother looked up from making gravy, saw Neil Tennant on the telly, and said to me, ‘He looks just like you.’
I pshawed but was secretly thrilled.
He didn’t though.
#totp
Did he? Did he indeed?
12.12.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s a dark Friday in December.
Get your manservant to light the fire and pour you a brandy; then listen to a master yarnsmith (me) recite his latest festive fright-fest.
Bring Me Flesh!
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy #horrorwriters #podcast #dulcettones
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#TheRepairShop Christmas Special will be hitting your screens on Boxing Day at 7:30pm on BBC One and #iPlayer ✨
12.12.2025 08:05 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
It’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid…
But you might as well be so why not listen to my Yuletide shocker BRING ME FLESH!
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy #horrorwriters #podcast
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As Peter Cook said in a 1976 RT interview…
11.12.2025 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Isle of Man’s in with a chance now
10.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No bog roll
10.12.2025 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weren’t they, like Dairy Crunch, the sort of thing you only bought from vending machines on tube platforms?
10.12.2025 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why can’t chocolate tree decorations come with ready made loops?
10.12.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve been at it again and I’m rather pleased with this one. I’d be glad if you’d take a listen & if you enjoy it, tell your friends.
If you hate it, tell your enemies.
Merry Christmas!
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy #horrorwriters
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Bring Me Flesh!
Gird your undercarriage! Sir Desmond Stirling’s latest Yuletide yarn is here -& it’s his most spleen-tingling one yet!
Quake to the marrow as our top purveyor of spooky chillers relays his clash with the Haunted Tree
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy #horrorwriters
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A Xmas bauble tied to my car aerial
Rattling noise coming from the back of the car this morning. I hoped it was something rolling about in the boot & nothing more serious. When I checked I couldn’t see anything at first…
Until I spotted this.
I’m making a list -& checking it twice- of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, local gentry & your staff
No 5 Blood on Stan’s Claw
“You’d better be neat,
You’d better be clean,
You’d better be scrubbed,
Cos she’s really mean!
Frau Perchta is coming to town!”
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2) The carer then shows her a Best of Ali G DVD at which the old lady shouts very loudly in a grand voice, 'Is it because I is black?’”
05.12.2025 12:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Facebook has just reminded me of an anecdote from 8 years ago.
1) “Grand old lady in a wheelchair in Oxfam looking at the DVDs with her carer. She's tempted by The Sopranos, but there’s no season 1. 'Queen's Greatest Flix?' suggests the carer. 'My favorite!' exclaims the old dear.
I think we’re all waiting for an apology for Laura and Disorder
04.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Coming soon….
04.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I’m making a list -& checking it twice- of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, & staff
No 3: CARRION CHRISTMAS
WARNING: If you are affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please consult your local exorcist
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy
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For actors, it’s ’so what have I seen you in?’
Which is a pass/agg way for saying ‘well, I’ve never heard of you.’
December Will be Mavic Chen
01.12.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I found a Half Man Half Biscuit t-shirt that I’d forgotten I owned. It’s still sealed and inexplicably XL (which I’ve never been).
So it’s up on eBay
ebay.us/m/7DNGKf
I remember going to see a Paddington musical in the mid-80s. Can’t recall much about it, but I think I liked it which is surprising considering I was early 20s and quite up myself
01.12.2025 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m making a list - & checking it twice - of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, local gentry, & your staff…
No 2: SATAN’S CLAWS ARE COMING TO TOWN
WARNING: May cause sleepless nights & bedwetting. Or is that just me…?
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Very odd when a 4 month old post suddenly goes a bit viral
01.12.2025 10:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Geoffrey Palmer wants his sausages
30.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Running the ring up and down the rolled-up napkin while the other Hermione suggestively stroked a baguette, apparently
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