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Actor & writer & Sir Desmond Stirling etc. Tried to kill five Doctor Whos so far. Represented by Wig & Pen Associates Podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-keetch Spotlight https://www.spotlight.com/7411-6722-3035

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Undead

20.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It would have been Bela Lugosiโ€™s 143rd birthday today if he hadnโ€™t been staked

20.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The โ€˜demon eyesโ€™ poster came out immediately after that pic was taken.

20.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The first time I played Tony Blairโ€ฆ

20.10.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never watched Howardโ€™s Way but I bet if @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social showed it Iโ€™d be glued

#totp

17.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Autotune does have its uses

#toto

17.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had it on green vinyl!

17.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another 1970s pop video shot on film stock with a โ€˜Use By 1958โ€™ label on the packet

#totp

17.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A whole group made up of Young Mr Graceโ€™s secretaries

#totp

17.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI could tell you were a Yaga Yaga the moment you walked in. The bearing, you knowโ€ฆโ€

#totp

17.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A keyboard player with one arm in a sling is very Spinal Tap

#totp

17.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doctor Whook and โ€˜If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Probably, Would You Hold It Against Me?โ€™

#totp

17.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Doooleysโ€™ parent were randy buggers, werenโ€™t they? More fecund than rabbits.

#totp

17.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot to alt text again. They are pictures of some lovely autumnal colours in Kew Gardens

17.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some more autumn colours

17.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It must be somewhere. Audible?

15.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™sโ€ฆ itโ€™sโ€ฆ by Pip and Jane. The latter of whom I had a late night phone conversation with about how to pronounce Tetrapyriabus. Bet Jared Leto never did anything as odd as that to prep for a role

15.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!

15.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in an audio sequel to it which was one of the maddest things commited to CD

15.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parakeets perch on the phonewire which runs from my house to the telegraph pole over the road. I think 1 of the fluorescent shits laid an egg onto my car. I thought Iโ€™d been egged by kids but it was a very small egg. I know Kew is middle-class but buying quailโ€™s eggs to lob at cars seems extravagant

15.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently in a DW short story I wrote for Big Finish I claimed that Time Lords donโ€™t have prostates. I have NO memory of writing this, but at least my unhinged theory got published

15.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What? When I spent 2 interminable summer seasons on the IoM, anything interesting was illegal

14.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m no longer eligible for the Covid vaccine (neither was the nurse who administered the flu jab, ludicrously). Thought I might get it privately until I found this!

14.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, we *dreamed* of earning 30p a weekโ€ฆ

13.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw this at the cinema in a double-bill with Rollerball when you really got value for your 30p ticket

13.10.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

This was nerve-wracking

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11.10.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Object Z. Trying to work out what William Abneyโ€™s accent is supposed to be. Scottish, Iโ€™m guessing, but perhaps he was just gargling wasps.

11.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to mention Cousin Glenn

10.10.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Better than Jonathan King forcing the American charts on us

10.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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