@chocks.bsky.social
School IT by day; Games, Lego, NUFC, Flight Sims, Home Servers/self hosted stuff and crime fighting* by night. *not that much crime fighting to be honest.
π As itβs almost Halloweβen what better than switching on the #Commodore #VIC20 and loading up a great little game βPumpkidβ by @hewco.uk and sold by @futurewas8bit.bsky.social
πΉοΈ π¬ Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? π» π§π»ββοΈ
Great fun!
...must...proof...read...
The apostrophe police will be after me as well as the lyrics pedants.
*You're
*Throughout the night.
So your saying... in your mind he runs?
Let's hope it's not through the night.
IG grab featuring an ai arsehole
An ai arsehole tries to defend his use of ai
Another day, another ai enthusiast warning me Iβll get βleft behindβ if Iβm not careful. He makes the future of entertainment sound delightful
14.10.2025 11:51 β π 661 π 75 π¬ 48 π 11after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you allππΎ) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and moreβ¦ all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
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If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
10.10.2025 10:53 β π 720 π 133 π¬ 51 π 19Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
#WarRavagedPortland
08.10.2025 11:23 β π 36468 π 11357 π¬ 1294 π 1832BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesnβt like x
04.10.2025 16:36 β π 2454 π 1233 π¬ 169 π 148
Article reads: Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.
This article manages to name her husband before it names⦠her.
03.10.2025 11:15 β π 13118 π 3401 π¬ 598 π 417*upside down. You're welcome.
03.10.2025 13:55 β π 105 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Nice.
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photo of parked car annotated to where I think I should be able to destroy it for blocking pavement
30.09.2025 07:45 β π 1892 π 440 π¬ 52 π 27βββββ alt-text on this one lads.
No notes.
Saved myself some money here as my inner monologue already does this for me.
08.09.2025 11:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is my flag.
28.08.2025 16:21 β π 1510 π 425 π¬ 128 π 121
What do you call a football journalist who steals toilets in his spare time?? π€£π€£ #nufc
27.08.2025 13:16 β π 43 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0On the day the government orders a clampdown on bad driving, JD Vance and hi entourage drive down the wrong side of a Cotswold street
11.08.2025 15:12 β π 266 π 144 π¬ 51 π 59
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21.07.2025 17:17 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0You lasted longer than I did. Glad you're alright.
01.07.2025 12:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He got a block from me last night but that is shocking stuff. Hope you're ok!
01.07.2025 11:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You being wrong isn't my problem, Kie. If you're unhappy that the club you support has decided that a geordie is anyone who plays for or supports our club, then that's something you'll have to deal with on your own.
30.06.2025 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woah, the Geordie Border Force are here. Passports oot lads.
30.06.2025 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ok which of you wrote this?
29.06.2025 07:21 β π 33 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Guilty.
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At ten years old I won the Space Transporter in a competition in my local paper. I've *never* been as happy as the day I got the letter telling me I'd won.
26.06.2025 11:51 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy
23.06.2025 16:54 β π 4570 π 1253 π¬ 13 π 70
