Brett

"People call me over the top, but lately, I prefer being a bottom." -Some real housewife of somewhere

26.01.2025 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also... Elonia looks like he's cosplaying Trumpty Dumpty without the orange face paint. Why his face like that?

20.01.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to avoid inaugural coverage, but the gym has it on every TV. You can definitely tell these right-wing women don't have the gays on their side, cuz honeeeey... what is you wearing?

20.01.2025 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

08.01.2025 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I might have thought I was buying confetti canons. And Beth farted trying to kick me in the elevator after running from my apartment, so here's to an amazing 2025!

01.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Joyeux Noel, and the rest to everyone!

25.12.2024 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isn't she the sweetest? Absolute angel. She literally has no un-perfect parts. She's adorable, sweet, and spunky; and loves a cuddle but only on her term. She loves her tennis ball and only half destroying stuffies. She's perfection. She's Pigg.

25.12.2024 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My treeeeee is defying gravity! #wicked #tree #defyinggravity #christmastree

01.12.2024 01:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking up from the floor beneath it, a black Christmas tree hangs upside down from a 14ft ceiling adorned with silver, black, and mirrored balls. The tree is flanked by levitating black presents as blue, purple, and red lights shine through it all.

I told people I would be hanging my tree upside down this year, so I had to do it. How did I do? #Christmas #Christmastree #upsidedowntree #holiday

25.11.2024 17:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0