grilled cheese 🧀

I shat my knickers but I won't let that put me off.

I am undie turd.

The Musicians CARAVAGGIO Italian (1597)

Musicians have always been high

after watching some real housewives of the senate judiciary hearing im convinced noem is officially the worst

Saving those floodgates for a rainy day.

boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog

Much like a succulent, I too thrive on neglect.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

pepperoni has never left me on read

couple on tandem bike = 2 dui’s

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

Greg the Miller, First of His Name, Poster of Shit

Kid Rock losing up to six figures because of a canceled MAGA music festival

i love this for him

i am emotionally connected to weirdness.

A snowy wooden deck with a pergola overlooks a pink and orange winter sunset.

Tonight’s sunset after a brief snow squall from our back deck.

surely the philosophies of ayatollah khamenei differed greatly from the philosophies of *checks notes* ayatollah khamenei jr.

commencing operation bitchin camero

NOT JUST THIS:

Two other Democratic lawmakers in North Carolina who sided with the GOP to overturn vetoes of major bills (e.g. anti-trans legislation) are also losing in their primaries so far to progressive challengers.

This could be a major night in NC.

i see screenshots from X of outsiders that poked their heads into bsky being like "wow it is fucking WEIRD in there."

and i think, "it's not THAT weird."

then i scroll for a bit and i'm like, "ah. right."

"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME"

Me on my first day as a mortician

Watching videos of dryer vents being cleaned out is my therapy

we love a diy punk queen

anyone up for a naked hula hooping contest

*rage colors a picture of a rainbow and flowers then crumples it up and nicely hands it to you

Hear me out: a cake you jump into.

I flirted with disaster and now I'm married.

you might not want to buy it after you break it, but I reserve the right to shove the broken pieces into your eyeballs

walking next to a canal yesterday, saw a pelican dive down and catch a fish, and I was jealous

my own private blood moon happened in high school when I wore white jeans while on my period

ate two chocolate croissants and am going to wear the remnants staining my face and hands all the way to yoga as a dare to somebody to point it out