@moltisantithots.bsky.social
What I'm saying is...
I'm startin' a GoFundMe, T. For Mark Sanchez.
05.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 114 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1
If they shut the government down, that means there's no feds to arrest us. I'm pretty sure, T.
20.12.2024 02:45 — 👍 362 🔁 52 💬 0 📌 1
Maybe we gotta find a new team, T.
30.09.2025 20:01 — 👍 55 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
Portland's at war, T. Against Seattle I think.
27.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 158 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 1
They keep carvin' shit into bullets, but where'd they get all the tiny instruments for it, T?
24.09.2025 18:46 — 👍 94 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0Comedy's legal again, T.
22.09.2025 20:22 — 👍 103 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
It's called the Rapture -- Andreesen and Thiel made it up to get stupid people to off themselves. Fewer mouths to feed, T.
22.09.2025 17:52 — 👍 66 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
Tom Homan's envelope is light this week, T.
21.09.2025 15:08 — 👍 380 🔁 75 💬 4 📌 0
Can't even say that Charlie Kirk got offed by a MAGA Republican no more without getting canceled. It ain't right, T.
18.09.2025 16:01 — 👍 61 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
The kid who offed Kirk was a Republican, T. Streets are saying inside job.
12.09.2025 13:55 — 👍 129 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 1
Once the real Epstein letter came out, they had to do something drastic! Wake up, T!
11.09.2025 15:25 — 👍 86 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
You should try doin' good posts instead of shitty ones. You never know, you might like it better.
11.09.2025 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I seen a few hits in my day, and this one? Total inside job.
11.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 84 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 1
At least he died doin' what he loved, T -- bein' real racist.
10.09.2025 19:19 — 👍 144 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0
France needs a new prime minister, T.
08.09.2025 17:22 — 👍 41 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Kawhi ain't come into work today, T.
03.09.2025 15:27 — 👍 220 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 2
Yeah T, I'm in in Greenland. It ain't that green. They don't use dollars either. Maybe green's a state of mind or somethin'.
29.03.2025 00:16 — 👍 333 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 4
The Browns traded DTR and a 5th for Kenny Pickett, then they traded Pickett for a 5th. It's how they avoid tariffs, T.
26.08.2025 01:19 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
They can't draft me to Ukraine now. I'm two steps ahead, T.
20.08.2025 01:35 — 👍 159 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
Trump's gonna trade Alaska to Russia for Ukraine, they got vitamins and minerals over there. He's playin' 3-D chess, T.
13.08.2025 23:17 — 👍 183 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0
Heat dome over Jersey. We don’t got a cold dome we can put on top for a couple hours? Science fell off, T.
11.08.2025 02:02 — 👍 90 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
He's Chinese, Gerry Mandarin?
09.08.2025 23:49 — 👍 108 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
There's a tsunami watch, but why would I watch a tsunami, T?
30.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 190 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
19.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 844 🔁 102 💬 12 📌 7
He gave us the stimmy last time so he could draft us this time. Money's never free, T.
23.06.2025 05:24 — 👍 211 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 1
His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
19.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 844 🔁 102 💬 12 📌 7
Cops are killin' politicians now, T? Not just the Italian ones?
14.06.2025 16:59 — 👍 75 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
I don't want to get drafted, T. I ain't even tried Thai food yet.
14.06.2025 00:58 — 👍 122 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.
08.06.2025 16:04 — 👍 531 🔁 81 💬 1 📌 0