@moltisantithots.bsky.social
What I'm saying is...
Maybe we gotta find a new team, T.
30.09.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 85 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
The boss says Europe ain't our friend anymore, not even Italy. The old country's out, T.
06.12.2025 20:34 โ ๐ 115 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1
You never hear about the pilgrims anymore, T. It's because they sailed with Columbus.
26.11.2025 22:16 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
He's old, he's usin' the autopen, and grocery prices are up. Trump's basically Joe Biden, T.
15.11.2025 16:07 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I should run for office, T. Low-profile, maybe comptroller, somethin' like that. Lotta money in this shฤฑt.
08.11.2025 19:45 โ ๐ 65 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
Trump's too broke to feed poor people, T. Says it's an emergency.
07.11.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.
07.11.2025 03:06 โ ๐ 159 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
06.11.2025 02:54 โ ๐ 303 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1
Chuck Schumer's kind of a pussy, T.
05.11.2025 02:39 โ ๐ 232 ๐ 34 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1
His name ends in a vowelโmaybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
19.06.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 1003 ๐ 139 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 9
Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.
02.11.2025 22:29 โ ๐ 260 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1
My SNAP benefits ran out, T.
01.11.2025 15:38 โ ๐ 60 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Maybe Isaac Chotiner could interview you, Christopher.
28.10.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
I got my Halloween costume on, T. Nah, not a baseball player โ I'm a loser.
27.10.2025 23:07 โ ๐ 86 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Everything thing I post on here is off the record, T. I use signals.
21.10.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 318 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1
We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.
20.10.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 1132 ๐ 200 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 7
George Santos is back on the streets. He's already earning, T.
18.10.2025 14:49 โ ๐ 315 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 2
I'm startin' a GoFundMe, T. For Mark Sanchez.
05.10.2025 19:31 โ ๐ 135 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 2
If they shut the government down, that means there's no feds to arrest us. I'm pretty sure, T.
20.12.2024 02:45 โ ๐ 383 ๐ 55 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Maybe we gotta find a new team, T.
30.09.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 85 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
Portland's at war, T. Against Seattle I think.
27.09.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 186 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
They keep carvin' shit into bullets, but where'd they get all the tiny instruments for it, T?
24.09.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 104 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Comedy's legal again, T.
22.09.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 106 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
It's called the Rapture -- Andreesen and Thiel made it up to get stupid people to off themselves. Fewer mouths to feed, T.
22.09.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 69 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Tom Homan's envelope is light this week, T.
21.09.2025 15:08 โ ๐ 503 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0
Can't even say that Charlie Kirk got offed by a MAGA Republican no more without getting canceled. It ain't right, T.
18.09.2025 16:01 โ ๐ 63 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The kid who offed Kirk was a Republican, T. Streets are saying inside job.
12.09.2025 13:55 โ ๐ 130 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Once the real Epstein letter came out, they had to do something drastic! Wake up, T!
11.09.2025 15:25 โ ๐ 85 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
You should try doin' good posts instead of shitty ones. You never know, you might like it better.
11.09.2025 14:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I seen a few hits in my day, and this one? Total inside job.
11.09.2025 14:49 โ ๐ 88 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1