They're censorin' me, T.
28.02.2026 16:47 β π 63 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0They're censorin' me, T.
28.02.2026 16:47 β π 63 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I don't wanna get drafted for some war, T. I ain't even had a threeway yet.
28.02.2026 16:47 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Yeah Ton', it's me. The Cuba thing? Didn't go as planned.
26.02.2026 02:54 β π 162 π 23 π¬ 5 π 0
China's takin' over the world, T. They already got Chinese New Year's, next it'll be Chinese Columbus Day.
16.02.2026 16:33 β π 302 π 40 π¬ 5 π 1
Ya like the flowers? Gas station was havin' a sale.
15.02.2026 22:50 β π 51 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
You need to shut the fuck up, you sanctimonious prick. At least I don't take myself so fuckin' seriously.
15.02.2026 06:00 β π 38 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
You need to get a fuckin' life.
09.02.2026 05:44 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Super Bowl, it's-a no football. They use hands. Stupid-a fΓΊcking game."
08.02.2026 18:20 β π 106 π 14 π¬ 2 π 1
I'm makin' a withdrawal. Gimme all my Bitcoins, Γ€sshole.
06.02.2026 01:57 β π 211 π 27 π¬ 3 π 0
It's called Moltbook, it's like when your exes get together and share notes, but instead it's the machines you watch pΓΆrn on.
04.02.2026 02:46 β π 55 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0
The feds are clippin' regular Americans for no reason now, not just Italians. We were right about them all along, T.
07.01.2026 23:58 β π 228 π 45 π¬ 2 π 0
They can't impeach him no matter what he does 'cause it ain't peach season. He's two steps ahead, T.
20.01.2026 18:52 β π 42 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Mets got too many infielders now, T.
16.01.2026 18:26 β π 54 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1
He's called Claude, he's a lil French guy who lives in your phone and tells you what to do, like Napoleon.
15.01.2026 05:25 β π 254 π 32 π¬ 0 π 1
They're jerkin' off in Waymos, T. There's nobody else in there, so they're beatin' it. Sick shΔ±t.
09.01.2026 17:16 β π 311 π 39 π¬ 3 π 0
The feds are clippin' regular Americans for no reason now, not just Italians. We were right about them all along, T.
07.01.2026 23:58 β π 228 π 45 π¬ 2 π 0
Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.
25.12.2025 04:29 β π 105 π 11 π¬ 0 π 2
Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
06.11.2025 02:54 β π 405 π 62 π¬ 5 π 1
You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?
01.01.2026 17:26 β π 156 π 21 π¬ 1 π 0
Tonight your mother's ringin' in the New Year with my ding dong.
31.12.2025 18:26 β π 38 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0
I'm losin' my fantasy football championship. My guys played bad on purpose. It ain't fair, T.
29.12.2025 00:07 β π 55 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.
25.12.2025 04:29 β π 105 π 11 π¬ 0 π 2
I'm the new first baseman, T.
10.12.2025 21:19 β π 180 π 12 π¬ 5 π 0
The boss says Europe ain't our friend anymore, not even Italy. The old country's out, T.
06.12.2025 20:34 β π 126 π 11 π¬ 5 π 1
You never hear about the pilgrims anymore, T. It's because they sailed with Columbus.
26.11.2025 22:16 β π 78 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0
He's old, he's usin' the autopen, and grocery prices are up. Trump's basically Joe Biden, T.
15.11.2025 16:07 β π 129 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0
I should run for office, T. Low-profile, maybe comptroller, somethin' like that. Lotta money in this shΔ±t.
08.11.2025 19:45 β π 70 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0
Trump's too broke to feed poor people, T. Says it's an emergency.
07.11.2025 17:57 β π 60 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.
07.11.2025 03:06 β π 165 π 27 π¬ 1 π 0
Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
06.11.2025 02:54 β π 405 π 62 π¬ 5 π 1