@moltisantithots.bsky.social
What I'm saying is...
There's a tsunami watch, but why would I watch a tsunami, T?
30.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 183 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
19.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 703 🔁 92 💬 8 📌 4
He gave us the stimmy last time so he could draft us this time. Money's never free, T.
23.06.2025 05:24 — 👍 211 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1
His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
19.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 703 🔁 92 💬 8 📌 4
Cops are killin' politicians now, T? Not just the Italian ones?
14.06.2025 16:59 — 👍 74 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
I don't want to get drafted, T. I ain't even tried Thai food yet.
14.06.2025 00:58 — 👍 121 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.
08.06.2025 16:04 — 👍 532 🔁 83 💬 1 📌 0
It's called the fair use doctrine, T. It says I could write for @theonion.com and there's nothin' HBO could do about it.
29.05.2025 21:13 — 👍 57 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
It don't matter what the court says. Tariffs are a state of mind, T.
29.05.2025 01:57 — 👍 141 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0
We gotta save the white farmers, T. Or at least tell 'em to farm somethin' else, like purple or orange.
21.05.2025 21:37 — 👍 84 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1
But ain't cancer always aggressive, T?
18.05.2025 21:14 — 👍 48 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
The big guy says we can start operatin' in Qatar now, T. Syria too. I think they're near Kansas or some shit.
14.05.2025 22:00 — 👍 54 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
If the mayor of Newark can get pinched when he didn't do nothin', there's no reason not to do crimes anymore. It's kind of liberating, T.
09.05.2025 22:11 — 👍 113 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 0
Who gives a fuck about the Pope. The Pope's not real, he's make-believe like the Easter Bunny or David Brooks.
08.05.2025 18:53 — 👍 69 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
We gotta support the Indians against Pakistan, T. Indians were the original Americans. Before Columbus.
07.05.2025 02:21 — 👍 111 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0
People on here get their news and shit from me. I'm an independent journalist, T.
03.05.2025 05:00 — 👍 90 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
They should start chargin' more at the Bing, T. Because of tariffs.
30.04.2025 01:16 — 👍 161 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 2
You don't gotta pay taxes no more. That's what Doge is for, T. Besides, there ain't any feds left to arrest us.
15.04.2025 17:48 — 👍 245 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 3
We're headin' to Coachella, T. Bernie Sanders was there last night and I heard maybe Cuomo's speakin' tonight.
13.04.2025 16:33 — 👍 77 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
It's called Abundance, T. It's so the freaks and nerds who never shut the fuck up about housing have even more shit they never shut the fuck up about.
11.04.2025 17:44 — 👍 75 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
It's called a bank run; it's when the bankers take all your money and run away.
03.04.2025 19:43 — 👍 100 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
The feds wanna give Luigi the chair, T.
01.04.2025 18:11 — 👍 310 🔁 43 💬 11 📌 3
Yeah T, I'm in in Greenland. It ain't that green. They don't use dollars either. Maybe green's a state of mind or somethin'.
29.03.2025 00:16 — 👍 296 🔁 34 💬 1 📌 4
The feds are disappearin' people now, T. We got the expertise, maybe we can win a government contract or some shit. Finally go legit.
10.03.2025 00:26 — 👍 366 🔁 46 💬 4 📌 0
Israel's our only democratic ally in the region, T! That's why they don't let everybody vote there, otherwise maybe they wouldn't be our ally no more!
27.03.2025 03:46 — 👍 74 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
They're gonna blow up Hootie and the Blowfish, T. I seen it on Signal.
24.03.2025 21:22 — 👍 559 🔁 62 💬 2 📌 3T, we're funnelin' donations to Cuomo like you wanted. He says he's still workin' on that other thing, with the pardons.
17.03.2025 23:27 — 👍 185 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0
I got doja cat, or deja vu, or whatever, T.
12.03.2025 03:40 — 👍 258 🔁 28 💬 5 📌 0
You ever try thinkin' real hard before posting? I think you should consider it.
10.03.2025 01:50 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The feds are disappearin' people now, T. We got the expertise, maybe we can win a government contract or some shit. Finally go legit.
10.03.2025 00:26 — 👍 366 🔁 46 💬 4 📌 0