Gregor Samsara

i'm retweeting this bc bluesky doesn't have bookmarks and I wanted to save this bc I enjoy some of the insights into different views on male fashion

Ngl on hour 14 of a shift my sentences start to get a lil disjointed

I actually met my partner on Bumble. Yeah, I swiped on them on Tinder. We matched on Hily. They swooped me. I saw them on Sizzle. They Binked me. Our first date was on Rumpty,

Hell yeah, did you guys grow this?

feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him

Showing a boomer judge Marilyn Monroe AI saying I should be free on all counts and getting away with high Treason

This is what I get for never learning Metric 😔

This is fucked up to me, Tiny Hands Jim

I wish smoking weren't horrible for you and didn't make you stinky. It'd be sooooo fun without all the downsides

For sale: baby vape pen, never ripped

Reddit really wants me to up my wank game I guess

r/ChatGPT u/Kjfitz • 1h The "Enshittification" has arrived News I asked ChatGPT about the impact of the current tarrifs on inventories over the next few months. It returned a long list of links to toiletries I might want to buy. l asked it why it did that. It replied: "As of April 28, 2025, OpenAl introduced new shopping features to ChatGPT, enhancing its capabilities to provide product recommendations complete with images, reviews, and direct purchase links. These features are available to all users, including those on Free, Plus, and Pro tiers, and even to users not logged in. The recommendations are generated organically, without paid advertisements or commission-based incentives, relying instead on structured metadata from third-party sources such as pricing, product descriptions, and reviews. This update aims to offer a more personalized and streamlined shopping experience directly within the ChatGPT interface, allowing users to explore products across various categories like fashion, beauty, electronics, and home goods. If you have any specific preferences or need tailored recommendations, feel free to let me know!"

lmaooo

There's nothing I love talking to romantic prospects about more than Bachelor's Degree at Academic Institution

88. He should've been in the club 😔

Hanging this like an IV and mainlining Barq's root beer into my veins

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

Super excited to finally hang out with my good buddy Pope Francis. His job keeps him busy but he made some time for me and we're gonna play Mario Cart and Smash Bros like the good old days

Now to take a big swig of my coffee and check the news

fuck wait no i meant blue prince noooooo

blue prints goes so fucking hard

Damn gottem (me)

what about someone lying and saying they're allergic to shtrokmi so that the server says "what's shtrokmi" and they say "shtrokmi cock"

on my hedgehog type shit

It will continue to fry my brain that the app I once used to meet other gay people in NYC and make jokes on is now a state actor pumping out propaganda for a government that’s kidnapping people

Oscar Wilde ass post

eavesdropping on this dudes conversation about how he "allegedly ran a red light" even though he was "being super careful" and totaled his tesla even though it actually wasn't even his fault

he's also a real estate agent

Rincons looked very beautiful as well

If I could backflip I'd do it all the time, you wouldn't be able to stop me.

Make a joke? Backflip. Need to emphasize a point? Backflip. I'd be a menace!

Doing an April Fools day prank on God tomorrow by continuing to carry on in the face of the Horrors (minor problems)

These are my daily affirmations