Darren Milo

They really are. Spent a good half hour in Morrisons car park eating a bake with my daughter in the car watching 30p try and figure out how to plug his charger in. He ends up sacking it off and stomping off leaving his car door wide open. Thick as pig shit.

For definition see Rylan

Pfft. We all knows English isn’t important. Maths and Physics is much more importanter.

Spin off is not the phrase I’d like to say to him but mine does end in off.

The future is not bright for streaming so it’s a wise move.

This is love with limits. You need to embrace love without limits. Run and tell her right now that you want to see pictures of her best endeavours and reports back to us on how that went for you.

Well they’ve got their priorities on display eh. Ffs.

There goes Starmer, crawling up the arse of the great orange baby man. What a fucking embarrassment.

😆😆😆😆😆 orange man sized baby has tantrum on world stage. Someone give him a participation medal and put him to bed.

Dear Donald Trump, I'd like to refer you to what Brian Cox said 👇

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

We the British people.

I do similar although I live with my daughter & I order it so she can give me a present at Christmas. I’m not that arsed really as I’m mid 50s and the best present you can ever get me is food. Or a pen knife. Or food that can be eaten with a pen knife.

I used to holiday in Devon every year with my daughter since she was little. It’s been 3 years since we visited because of this from last time. Poo floating in the water I was swimming in whilst my daughter paddle boarded. Absolutely outrageous. We go abroad now.

Is he one of those bots I’ve heard about that say upsetting and horrible things?

a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a cup and saying `` okay ... yeah sure '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a cup and saying `` okay ... yeah sure '' .

Listening to @dannywallace.bsky.social important broadcast podcast whilst cooking and what a show I missed on Sunday. Gandalf, merry and pippin went full conspiracy mentalists this week. Apart from it’s all true of course!

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window .

That a new one … oh that’s proper funny

You masturbate in the gym showers so that you will be viewed as impressive by other men?? I’m sure there is an active gay scene you can get involved somewhere nearby without knocking one out in public.

Keep making speeches like that and you may just swing my vote at the next GE. Now get a new chancellor and sort the economy out and the immigration system. #munich #starmer

Busman’s holiday for Alex.

I’m not surprised with tariffs going up and down like whores drawers, surely inflation will follow suit?

I think you should have Mandelsons job Ed. 😆

Christ, some of these people are dull

A builder I knew from Malvern in the 80s had the same combo with the same results. Problem was he was working at some old couples bungalow and caught short he ran into the garage, dropped his cacks and tried to aim his arse at the bucket. Pebbledashed the entire wall in shite. I laughed till I cried

What a Trump this man is

I’d rather not have the US by our side thanks.

Go fuck yourself IOC.

I’ve done similar. “All the best fatso - Deidre”. They just knew it was me 😂