RJ Fairchild

fucking kill me

Wow Morbious is like... worse than bad. Like... incredibly bad writing, terrible logic, and terrible CGI.

i don't know how, but i got my bluetooth headphones to connect to my samsung phone and my ipad at the same time this is awesome

a black and white drawing of a stick man holding a stick with the words `` c 'mon , do something '' . Alt: a black and white drawing of a stick man holding a stick with the words `` c 'mon , do something '' .

me trying to coax productivity out of my feral little brain with coffee and little treat:

Mountain life, eh? I feel like I'm melting if it reaches 70°!

post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you

it appears that you have mistaken my dislike of causing harm as an inability to do so

I think about this headline all of the time.

Goals. I had to run a meeting and then be in many other meetings. I can't wait to be mute all weekend :)

I wanna point out that the reason this post gives BDE is not that he's a good trans ally. That's bare minimum. He's a witty, blunt, protective ally. And *that* gives BDE.

I just found out ONE HOUR BEFORE IT STARTS. I'm glad I'm stocked up!

the whiplash i had between processing that hair and those abs

Literally made me laugh out loud

Happy for you, dude

ah, dammit. there goes my evening musing on this fucking thing.

the burnt out "gifted and talented" people pleasing eldest daughter in me recognizes the burnt out "gifted and talented" people pleasing eldest daughter in you

one of the first things I did working remote for an MSP was to remote in and restart client's computers. because i'd ask them and they'd lie about trying rebooting - only for me to pull the runtime and see it's been like, 736 hours since they last did it 😠🙄

A drawing of many, many, different sorts of pigeons all staring right. at. you.

Rest In Pigeons

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for me it's hard rain from my front porch, when the gutters are overflowing.

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i am tired all the time but i am fucking doing the thing.

@21stcenturybaldur.bsky.social hi friend!

My therapist has me practicing kinder self-talk, leading to the sentence "i am a greasy little gumdrop" while I spray dry shampoo into my hair

... insomnia sucks

Agreed. I wouldn't let rats in my bar even if they "aren't causing trouble", and Nazis are lower than rats.

"Nothing says I'm a pro-life Christian quite like taking WIC formula away from infants."

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

Jim Acosta Abruptly Departs CNN With Fiery Warning About Bowing Down To A 'Tyrant' Well said, sir 👏🏼

Perfectly said.

One of my new coworkers keeps referring to a "little critter" in his care and I... can't tell if he means a kid or a pet.