Xavier Voigt-Hill

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Well there goes my celebration, thanks a lot MCC

If Australia win inside 28.3 overs this is the second-fewest balls ever in a five-test series behind only the 1902 Ashes, a summer Wisden described as "deplorable" featuring Australia 36 all out in the first test, two hours' play in the second, a match at Bramall Lane and *the* Gilbert Jessop ton

Thank you monday.com for the most absolutely pointless Spotify Wrapped knockoff since, uh, Monzo's yesterday

Love U19 World Cup squad announcement season, where you can find brothers named Charles and Montgomery turning out for Japan and not be able to find what Scottish children bowl but you do find a Q&A on their club Facebook page saying their favourite TV show is The Good Doctor

Hi Callum, you appear to have posted this as a reply to a tweet of "JOE ROOT" rather than "JOFRA ARCHER", please fix

Do you not have the power to apply these yourself

WinViz has England ending day 1 in a worse position (67% v 30% Aus) than they did in the last test (72% v 28% Aus) which they then went on to lose on day 2. See you all at 4am!!!

Michael Gertges Neser

Goldrush Boland (134/8 off 20 and 7/0 off 1 and 10/0 off 1) beat Hollywoodbets Dolphins (134ao off 20 and 7ao off 1 and 5/1 off 1) in the second super over

#propercricket

YouTube video by Cricket South Africa Goldrush Boland vs Hollywoodbets Dolphins - CSA T20 Challenge 2025/26

SECOND SUPER OVER STARTING NOW IN SOUTH AFRICA FOR FANS OF THAT SORT OF THING www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxP...

Super over starting now in South Africa for fans of that sort of thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxPEii4GlE

Can't believe I'm going to have to spend less time on a website whose AI bot calls itself Mechahitler

Think my final tweet was about my grandma discovering the 👵 emoji

Elon if you don't keep me banned until after the Ashes I s2g

He's also just been dropped having scored 3 off his other 11 balls

Devon Conway literally on his knees with a vertical bat facing Jayden Seales at Eden Pa– oh that makes a bit more sense now, short straight boundaries innit

This ball went for six!

Dan it's horrible, people kept seeing 127j_h talk about hideous selection strategies and taking him SERIOUSLY

Up at this hideous hour for NZ v WI!

It did not! That would also tick off 3 (Sarah Glenn), 5 (Heather Knight), 12 (Tammy Beaumont), 43 (Bryony Smith), 64 (Alice Capsey) and 73 (Freya Kemp)

Email from Twitter at 4:56am this morning banning devoted user @voigthill for "violating [their] rules against inauthentic behaviours"

How do you do fellow kids

2021 @blackcaps tweet reading "Welcome back Mark Chapman, Lockie Ferguson and Tim Seifert. The trio will all feature for the team today against England returning from rest or injury. Note - Ferguson has a new playing number (69) which is a significant number to him and his family. #T20WorldCup"

Let Lockie and his family live!!!

This is why I pay the licence fee

Keep forgetting this place exists but I feel you lot won't judge me for:

a) realising the smallest England shirt number tonight is Scurran's 58
b) calculating the average number in the XI is 78.6
c) finding the unused England numbers since 2022 are 1, 3, 4, 5, 12, 13, 21, 43, 45, 64, 69, 73, 74, 91

He's on again, number 7 here I come

Three Fudson Hudson-Pudson wickets while I was on the bus to catch the fourth, you're welcome

Glad I'm not the only one missing the first home day back in D1

One game with seven Thomases (England v Surrey in 1794) and the first FC game with six of them since 1858 but not even the first Hove match across formats with six between these two (Blast 2023, also Surrey v Somerset in the same comp one month later)

Overall? Nine Williams at Lord's for Gentlemen v Players in 1824 and 1825 as well as Otago v Canterbury in 1884, plus nine Johns for England v Surrey in 1803.