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Bryan Barnes

@balodek.bsky.social

he/him, #infosec, #mazzer, #battletech Coffee powered and doing my best.

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The au-fucking-dacity to get constantly pantsed by the dumbest assholes alive then pretend surprise. I'm sure those donation emails will be full of WE MUST FIGHT nonsense though!

11.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, no shit

11.11.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasnโ€™t he just posting about the โ€œhard men of Gondorโ€ right before this?

10.11.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to @twincitiescon.bsky.social and met the amazing @delilahsdawson.bsky.social, my Thor & Loki book now has a hand drawn alligator Loki!

09.11.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Frankenstein and Iโ€™m starting to think this doctor may not be on the up and up.

08.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of all 3D printing problems, I hate resin the most. Test and clean cycle is exhausting.

06.11.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Find me, Timothy Zahn and @delilahsdawson.bsky.social at Twin Cities Con this weekend in Minneapolis! We're all in one two-by-two block of booths โ€” Tim and I are 855 and 857, and Delilah is immediately behind me in 756. Drop by and see all of us! #starwars #twincitiescon #batman #startrek

05.11.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone checked in with the Republicans in Chuck Schumerโ€™s head?

05.11.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're a Democratic pundit, policy maker, or think tank I need you to eat a big bag of shut the fuck up forever on sacrificing trans people to win.

05.11.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A guitar floats in midair, held by the woman's third hand.

A guitar floats in midair, held by the woman's third hand.

Or gravity honestly.

30.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AI generated woman grabs violintar from behind her back, her elbow rotated 180 degrees. Her body is facing one way while her right arm pretends it's the left arm her butt never wanted. Then, it rotates to her front.

AI generated woman grabs violintar from behind her back, her elbow rotated 180 degrees. Her body is facing one way while her right arm pretends it's the left arm her butt never wanted. Then, it rotates to her front.

The 18 second mark looked off and, uh, that's not how elbows work.

30.10.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuckers will destroy an entire country rather than learn Spanish.

29.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having lived this at GenCon; Phasma and Strahd.

28.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can confirm it worked.

24.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been heckled off websites for saying this, I maintain that allowing South Park to continue has caused lasting cultural harm. Itโ€™s not that it said we shouldnโ€™t care, itโ€™s that it encouraged people to discourage those who do.

24.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnโ€™t expect a straight line from oyster Nazi rapist guy to people realizing Bernie ainโ€™t never been great but here we be I guess.

21.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kid declared she prefers paper books so now thanks to @bookshop.org we have the entire @seananmcguire.bsky.social InCryptid series on the way.

17.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clear text Administrator password.

12.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crystal+TMNT=The end of my 30 year streak not buying Magic.

10.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She told me to gear up so we could kill god and I didnโ€™t hesitate.

08.10.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCersei understands the consequences of her absence and she is absent anyway, which means she does not intend to suffer those consequences.โ€ I think of this line every day now.

08.10.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The conservative political machine runs on human sacrifice and the promise it will turn off when no longer needed. A system enforced by violence and fear cannot be spun down. The media and political elite know this, they're cowards hoping the machine breaks before they're fed to it.

27.09.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Painting of a pink haired woman in a kimono standing in front of a kitsune.

Painting of a pink haired woman in a kimono standing in front of a kitsune.

My newest painting by @mmschill.bsky.social has arrived and looks amazing!

17.09.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Also, if folks are ok with it, the mods for this game introduce some absolutely bonkers vehicles that can get you over any block.

06.09.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the freeze dryer! (maybe? endorsement? chaos? dunno.)

06.09.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Avocado toast.

06.09.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes please.

02.09.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Faux pas and archipelago, my nemeses.

31.08.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I already have a koala so I preordered the book instead ;)

30.08.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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