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Fetish for truth, film noir, sad songs, whodunits, tennis, cats, author Rankin, the sinners on EastEnders. Appall rather than appeal by keepin' it hardcore. Wha-evah. Stone cold woke. H-e- pair broom sticks: empty. Bye dead bird twittah, I fly bsky.

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Curiosity skills of the cat, that judgemental don't screw with me attitude and awareness of having nine lives is why my cat owns me, body and soul erm, and temptation treats.

10.08.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A long-haired orange tabby cat is lying down. 
It looks up with its head tilted. 
๐Ÿ“ธ: Amber Kipp.

A long-haired orange tabby cat is lying down. It looks up with its head tilted. ๐Ÿ“ธ: Amber Kipp.

๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก

#Caturday
#CatsofBluesky
#CatsareFamily
#CatsLovers

09.08.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curiosity skills of the cat, that judgemental don't screw with me attitude and awareness of having nine lives is why my cat owns me, body and soul erm, and temptation treats.

10.08.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dancing Cuomo flying like a butterfly but crashing like a Lear jet. Boom, my heart...the stench. How the mighty predator has fallen. Delish. Next, the orange pedo slash felon, pretty please.

09.08.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pennywise the Dancing Cuomo says, "Down here, we all fly. Pretty soon, you'll fly, too."

09.08.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dancing Cuomo flying like a butterfly but crashing like a Lear jet. Boom, my heart...the stench. How the mighty predator has fallen. Delish. Next, the orange pedo slash felon, pretty please.

09.08.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ghislaine Maxwell has been banned from joining the prisonโ€™s service dog training program because of her crimes.

If officials wonโ€™t even trust you with a dog, you have no business being considered for a pardonโ€”ever.

08.08.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1014    ๐Ÿ” 232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

It's 4 p.m. Don't let your dogs out. Grisly Ghislaine Maxwell hammering for a dog day afternoon, lock up your doggies, we know she likes them.

08.08.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Andrew Cuomo's Mrs. Norman Mailer's speech... sorry Judy with a 'y'...' I am Andrew Cuomo, Epstein lister, not Schindler's, daily buffet Olive Garden diner of pizza, canned NYC politician, and my brother big mouth, he ain't heavy, he ain't cute no mo. Forza!'

08.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet by Andrew Cuomo:

"In case you forgot, Iโ€™m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. 

Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani

This is a two man race. You look tired already. Itโ€™s just the second round."

Tweet by Andrew Cuomo: "In case you forgot, Iโ€™m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. Itโ€™s just the second round."

Andrew Cuomo crashing out

08.08.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6783    ๐Ÿ” 560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 651    ๐Ÿ“Œ 720

Andrew Cuomo's Mrs. Norman Mailer's speech... sorry Judy with a 'y'...' I am Andrew Cuomo, Epstein lister, not Schindler's, daily buffet Olive Garden diner of pizza, canned NYC politician, and my brother big mouth, he ain't heavy, he ain't cute no mo. Forza!'

08.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trumpโ€™s Day GETS RUINED as HE GETS SERVED with Lawsuit
YouTube video by MeidasTouch Trumpโ€™s Day GETS RUINED as HE GETS SERVED with Lawsuit

Thank you @skyeperryman.bsky.social and @democracyforward.org . We appreciate you.๐Ÿ™โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ’™
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIZs...

08.08.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Kiss on his list, I guess... but that's all you get cat stud, cause I'm a good pussy, so grab all your can since ya think you're a star. Meow to that."

08.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Kiss on his list, I guess... but that's all you get cat stud, cause I'm a good pussy, so grab all your can since ya think you're a star. Meow to that."

08.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FULL BRIEFING: Epstein Victim Blasts Any Pardon For Ghislaine Maxwell, Calls To Release Files
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News FULL BRIEFING: Epstein Victim Blasts Any Pardon For Ghislaine Maxwell, Calls To Release Files

youtube.com/watch?v=sogZ...
Alicia Arden and her lawyer Gloria Allred held a press briefing to call for the release of the Epstein files - This lady does not back away from a fight - She gets straight in- She has Requested, Alex Acosta and Todd Blanche and Bondi - hand over all files - Maxwell -

08.08.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The icy world of Sushi Dean Cain Wong. Teri Hatcher still hates you, dude.

08.08.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Dean Cain, Who Played Superman, Says He Is Joining ICE

Well, at least he finally got an acting job: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/u...

07.08.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1551    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 233    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

The icy world of Sushi Dean Cain Wong. Teri Hatcher still hates you, dude.

08.08.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

07.08.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1305    ๐Ÿ” 427    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Dude never met a hooker he did not fancy and bought with stolen money for 7 seconds, right Stormy?

08.08.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dude never met a hooker he did not fancy and bought with stolen money for 7 seconds, right Stormy?

08.08.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Eyes of Laura Mars- channeling Miss Faye Dunaway. Meow.

08.08.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black cat at the threshold to a patio door but not crossing it

A black cat at the threshold to a patio door but not crossing it

THE EXTERMINATING ANGEL, Luis Buรฑuel (1962)

07.08.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Eyes of Laura Mars- channeling Miss Faye Dunaway. Meow.

08.08.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Answering as a friend, 'not yet but he looks to be in pain, wait till he's in the crapper with the chandelier- ya know , to escape the smells'. After all, he thinks he is Elvis in 1977.

08.08.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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