Harbourmaster Productions

You will be visited by three spirits.

I'd be starting Freddie Woodman up front tbh.

#thefootball

A time traveller!

I'm sure Paul Stephenson was in the new series of Stranger Things

Semenyo

With this there would have been no Mo Farah. No Freddie Mercury. No Lenny Henry. No George Michael. No Meera Syal. No Sadiq Khan. No Sajid Javid. No Salman Rushdie. No Hanif Kureishi.

Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year

I was in costume btw. That's not my usual sort of look

Me, maybe 13 years ago.
Can't believe I didn't get the role in that new Springsteen film.
Also the drunkest I've ever been onstage... No idea who's guitar that was either...

Deleted and reposted. Wrong hashtag...

Amorim desperately trying to win this one to improve his chances of one day becomlng Wolves boss.

#thefootball

Genius

#nufc

Well, I guess there's always next year 🤣

#nufc

Fanningho

And now he's an icon for Newcastle and Brasil.

Thank you all for coming on this wild ride with me.

6, with the last kick of the session.

That makes 5

Four!

Three

The coach is trying to say Bruno was crossing it to dissuade the bairns from shooting from corners.
We all know the truth though.

Bruno is king

#nufc

Two

Just the one so far

At the bairns' football session. Let's see how many kids are trying to score from corners today!

#nufc

Make that 150. Did a head count from my vantage point 100 miles from the door.

pete_wharmby_books & ••• HADLEY FREEMAN Wes Streeting must stand up to the ADHD activists I can help with the minister's review: some people are just confused by life Hadley Freeman pete_wharmby_books Ah, as expected the right wing press (and Freeman's pipeline from the Guardian op-Ed pages to the Times is worth looking into) is now piling on, suggesting that these scary ADHD activists are just trying to ruin things for everyone. Not, like, try to improve people's self esteem and sense of what is going on. 2025 is so horrifyingly, predictably *boring*

then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM

Thought I was overdoing it being 20 mins early for the Y3 Christmas concert.
The 100 people in front of me in the queue would disagree...

Pretty sure the postie just knocked on the door to the rhythm of Reich's 'Clapping Music'.
In retrospect, rather than answering, I should have joined in from the other side of the door.
You live and learn, eh?

That's the last line of my novel.

"and as I grew up, I started to realise that you actually can't just fix everything with gaffa tape, and I was never really the same after that."