Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot

But Kris, I am a kind and brave hero! If you come to our side... You may be a slightly less distant No. 3! Haha... slightly.

BERDLY: Alas...

SUSIE: B-Berdly!?

BERDLY: Haha, just now, was nothing more than simple bravado... The truth is, that wire... Already absorbed all of my succulent energy juices.

SUSIE: Berdly...

Dear Fellow Scholar, I regret to inform you your test results (or lack thereof) were not sufficient to become my Valentine this year. However, I would like to inform you that, you still have a chance for late admission.

It's understandable. But, I... I have to tell you I... I really value your friendship, OK? So I... I... felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings...

So now you think it's your chance to usurp me at my weakest... By taking my most precious thing... Noelle!

RALSEI: Berdly, Queen's just manipulating you!!

BERDLY: Heh... that's what she SAID you'd say to me!

QUEEN: I Actually Did

H... huh? That's funny, my right arm... won't move.

Kris! You survived Susie! I was getting worried!

Getting stronger... how? Kris, what are you doing!?

Kris, I get why you're getting in my way! You're jealous, aren't you!?

SUSIE: Berdly... what the hell, man!? Your arm is... That was stupid...!

BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?

QUEEN: I See Now Her Will Must Be Unleashed By Force Perhaps If I Make Her Face Into A Robot One...?

BERDLY: B-but... you said you wouldn't do that if I...

My splendorious Queen! There you are! Phew! I looked in every used game store for you!

I'm only tired of HOLDING BACK MY TRUE POWER!

Kris! Where were you! Tut tut... even late for your own truce. Well, not as if your presence even matters. Ahead of us is a mind meltingly difficult puzzle. So just take your nap time, Kris. I'll handle it.

(I... only have to figure out how it works...)

Kris, Susie... I can't do much for you like this... So I found help for you!! Behold!! Comrades!!

That means... oh, spare me, sweet Goddess of Education! The three of US will have to have a study group!? No!!

Hey! What? No! I do NOT approve this! ABORT!!

SUSIE: Heh, why're YOU here? Withdrawal from getting a B+?

BERDLY: Just a little CHECKUP, Susan. I slept on my arm.... And now, it won't... wake, up.... But no trouble! I'll still be at the festival tomorrow!

Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! Kris, ready yourself!!

Your friend... If we defeat Queen, we can save him?

Then... one day, came the spelling bee Noelle and I studied for. When it came down to the two of us... She got nervous and couldn't speak.

She lost. And I won. That was when I tasted it. The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!!

The addictive POWER of being... SMART!!

BERDLY: D-damn it!

NOELLE: Berdly, are you okay...? Kris, maybe we should have gone easier on him...

BERDLY: Go easier!? Ha! Haha! Hahaha! The only one going easy mode, was me!

SUSIE: Just tell us the solution.

BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.

SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.

BERDLY: Um...

BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.

Kris!? You survived Susie!? Heh... You missed my Smashing Fighters moss-percent speedrun.

Depending on our, shall we say, extracurricular romance, I may be willing to overlook your marks.

Please send over your resumes ASAP. Your new lover will be waiting...

Maybe I did just like being superior. Maybe I am... just... an idiot.

Hey! What? No! I do NOT approve this! ABORT!!

Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!

BERDLY: Guess we all... made a pretty sweet team in the end.

QUEEN: No We Freaking Didn't?