Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot

... Kris, I have to say. Heh. I am. Flattered. But if you want my hand... you'll have to fight for it. On the day of the festival... You, Noelle, Susie... The lover who impresses me the most... will be my date.

Kris, may the best suitor... Epic win. Good luck.

Ah, trouble yourself not, Noelle! I will valiantly take this blow of humiliation!!

Calm your skinless, boneless, thighs everyone. I'LL think of a solution!

What are you two doing here!? This one's MINE! It'll be over in a second, so why don't you just,

Relax in your mind palace, which PROBABLY doesn't even have anything in it!

... I just need to figure out... why... The shapes don't go together...

Kris, your deep concern for me... is dextrose. But stay sanguine, my fellow bluebird. I'll find some way to help you yet!

Fortunately the prank caller helped me get it back and now we are playing together.

If anyone else wants to play I'm putting the details of our server below:

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RALSEI: Berdly, Queen's just manipulating you!!

BERDLY: Heh... that's what she SAID you'd say to me!

QUEEN: I Actually Did

Kris, didn't I SAY being late was a bad idea? Hmm, it's almost as if you should have, as they say... Listened?

Ahh, Kris and Susie. My two least, not hated... most, people. Oh no, exclamation point semicolon!; Noelle is busy! Today!

What!? Don't say it so incredulously!

Run as you may, Kris... you'll never best MY speedrun!

If only I could Alt+Tab away from you in real life...

... Susie... You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.

K... KRIS!? You... you... the phone, you...!?

Hmph. Well I'll be ahead. Don't be LATE!!!

Hey! What? No! I do NOT approve this! ABORT!!

BERDLY: I know you only always helped me out because, well... You had a crush on me, so...

NOELLE: WHAT?

BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!

... Kris, I have to say. Heh. I am. Flattered. But if you want my hand... you'll have to fight for it. On the day of the festival... You, Noelle, Susie... The lover who impresses me the most... will be my date.

Kris, may the best suitor... Epic win. Good luck.

Ha. Child's play. Couldn't you give me a harder one? For example, if anyone had a 4x4 Puzzle Cube...

BERDLY: Oh my Luxurious Quuuueeeeeenn!!

QUEEN: Oh My Circuits Kris Get In The Car

Kris... you are truly depraved. Playing in the mud with the class hellion.

H... huh...? A plush...? Of ... me? With... nipples?

... Hmph. Guess I'll forgive you for now. See you, Kris.

Huh...?

BERDLY: And the key to that? Is US. Noelle and I. Our power... The "Light Nerd's" power...

RALSEI: You mean... "Lightners?"

BERDLY: Um, NO. Queen said "Light Nerds."

K-Kris... you... Kris, YOU know how skilled I am at puzzles, right!? Tell her!! TELL HER about the puzzle I solved!

Th-then... we can... how about we... Have her go in the other room, and, solve it, together?

BERDLY: Going along with all this... You feel... forced, don't you? It's why you're not with Queen right now.

NOELLE: Berdly... you get it?

BERDLY: Yes!! I do!! Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!! Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!!

Wh... what!? Trying to psyche me out, Kris!? W-well... It's not working!!

Kris, leave the controls alone! If you get sweat on the controls, it's,

It's going to eat up my inputs! So just, let me solve this!

Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! Kris, ready yourself!!

Ah, Kris. Don't distract me while I'm deep in thought.