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ALL CONSERVATIVE. ALL CAPS. https://www.facebook.com/share/1Gzfsy3Bv8/?mibextid=LQQJ4d SATIRE / PARODY
AND NOW A STORY!
IN TWO CHAPTERS!!
OH! I KNOW THE ANSWER!!
DAN SULLIVAN HAS A PLANE AND A PRIVATE ISLAND!
12.09.2025 22:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I REALLY HOPE ALL OF CHARLIE KIRK’S FOLLOWERS, AND ALL OF NICK FUENTES’S FOLLOWERS DON’T START KILLING EACH OTHER IN A LAST MAN STANDING BATTLE.
MAYBE AT THE UTAH STATE FAIRGROUNDS. NEXT WEEKEND. AT 3 PM.
OKAY. FINE. THIS LAST SHOOTER WAS A WHITE MALE REPUBLICAN. AGAIN. 😔
BUT THERE WILL BE A JEWISH TRANSGENDER BLACK MEXICAN WHO SHOOTS SOMEBODY SOMEDAY EVENTUALLY, AND WE HAVE TO JAIL ALL FOUR GROUPS JUST TO BE SAFE.
21.08.2025 05:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
TODAY, I WATCHED RFK’S PRESS CONFERENCE IN ANCHORAGE SO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO
06.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE SURE OUR NATION’S SCHOOL CHILDREN STAY FIT AND NUBILE!
NO FATTIES ALLOWED IN TRUMP’S BALLROOM!
28.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HULK HOGAN DIED JUST LIKE OZZY DID
SURROUNDED BY ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT LOVED HIM
21.07.2025 22:25 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
PROOF WE ARE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE
19.07.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TO BE FAIR TO THE PRESIDENT, A LOT OF THOSE CHILDREN TURNED EIGHTEEN EVENTUALLY
18.07.2025 01:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU SAY THAT LIKE TRAFFICKING CHILDREN TO AN OVERSEAS SEX PRISON IS A BAD THING
18.07.2025 00:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0PEOPLE. RELAX.
OF COURSE TRUMP IS GOING TO RELEASE EPSTEIN’S PHILES.
16.07.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
IT’S NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY!
16.07.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0AS THE FOREVER LEADER OF AMERICA, DONALD TRUMP HAS CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS. SUCH AS PROTECTION FROM CRIMINAL TRAILS. AND THE RIGHT OF PRIMA NOCTA. ALSO, THE RIGHT OF PRETEEN NOCTA.
14.07.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I HEARBY NOMINATE DONALD TRUMP FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR TAKING CARE OF THE JEFFERY EPSTEIN PROBLEM
13.07.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PEOPLE. YOU ALL REALLY NEED TO STOP TALKING ENDLESSLY ABOUT HOW MANY TEENAGERS TRUMP RAPED ON EPSTEIN’S ISLAND.
IT WAS A LOT, OKAY?
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
10.07.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
08.07.2025 17:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WE NEED TO STOP BLAMING TRUMP FOR ALL THE FLOODING DEATHS IN TEXAS!
EVERYONE KNOWS GOD KILLED THOSE KIDS 🙏
THOSE CHILDREN WOULD HAVE NEVER DROWNED IF IT WASN’T FOR DEMOCRATS MANIPULATING THE WEATHER WITH THEIR JEWISH SPACE LASERS
IS OUR FOX NEWS TALKING POINT FOR THE WEEK
HAPPY CODEPENDENCE DAY AMERICA!
04.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I CAN’T WAIT FOR THESE TAX PAYING FREELOADERS TO START PAYING ELON’S FAIR SHARE!
04.07.2025 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PEOPLE NEED TO STOP SHITTING ON ALIGATOR ALCATRAZ
IT’S GOING TO MAKE A REALLY EDUCATIONAL UNESCO SITE SOMEDAY
ESPECIALLY AFTER WE BUILD THE GLASS CASES FOR ALL THE SHOES
I’M EXCITED THAT THE FINAL VERSION OF THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL INCLUDES $275 MILLION TO ESTABLISH A DEPARTMENT OF TRUTH, TO PROSECUTE COMMIES FOR THEIR TERRIBLE THOUGHT CRIMES!
I’M ALSO EXCITED THAT YOU AREN’T IMMEDIATELY SURE IF THIS POST IS TRUE OR NOT!
DO THEY USE GONNA AS A CONTRACTION IN EUROPE?
24.06.2025 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
