nika

ooh ooh ooh I may have gotten a job as a BARTENDER at a tiki bar maybe potentially possibly TBD

not now kitten mommy is speaking to her 8 followers

2 likes on here feels like im going viral

Exaaaaactly

I feel like im in a random bedroom at a party petting a cat. it’s nice

yapping on here feels like whispering

Do I just fucking die with this handle how do u change it

flopping radically on main. questioning whether it is in direct relation to the substantial weight I’ve put on. perhaps a sign from the heavens to stay in my lane until an eating disorder remanifests. perhaps a sign to stop being a whiny bitch. who can say

things I miss:

1) the milf
2) my husband
3) cheese in abundance
4) fully functioning phone
5) mojito

i am the lorax i speak for the egirls

found out last week that receiving $700 reduces my anxiety by 100%

@poah.bsky.social Kinda a bitch move not following me back what’s up with that poop boy u think you’re all hoity toity mister king of glendale or what